Wednesday, December 31, 2008

fox news - adventures of J and kmac


J was happy he blew up new jersey and murdered vin diesel but a giant enemy was still on earth. ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J hated adults alot and he knew that he should probaly kill most of them or at least ground thme. he also knew that adults are strong and they most are not dumb. but J is not dumb either.
he flew down to the north pole and then blew his whisel and a pack of narwhals came swimming up to him. J opened up his wii watch and messaged kmacs mii to come help.
just then a big lightning bolt came and it was kmac. he flew there on a electric dick.
we have to make a stop at my home so come with me! j jumped on a narwal and then flew to florida. there were babes everywhere and kmac had a woody. so did j and most of the girls were coming to j but some came to kmac.
j and kmac were on the beach with babes and having beer and food and fun and they did have sex. not with each other! dickkkK! with babes! :) j and kmac were tired but they were ready and went to free all the kids. kmac was like 'which adult should we dick punch or kill?'
it was tough to kno caus there were alot of adults. j was smart and he knew they had to murder a newsman first caus adults watch news and kids dont. they got a knife and made a adult drive them to new york so they could stab a newsman. kmac was scacred a little but j was so ready. he listeneed to nickelback and fall out boy while the adult drove them.
after like 2 months they got to new york and kmac said thanks to the adult for driving them. his name was jim. but j didnt even care caus he whirled around and threw a turtle shell filled with TNT into jims mouth. jim exploded and the car and then jim was a dead man.
they went into fox news and were disguysed as adults. kmac was wearing a nice suit and j had on a beard with some dumb pants. and a shirt too. j was suprised caus the adults were dumb and let them right in to the news.
j was smart and he knew what adults had fear of. he went on the tv and said this stuff 'adults a crook is stealing all the kids and he already stole them and took them to spain. so u should leave the USA and go there and find ur kids. this is real!! and the devils are the best team!' the newsman knew it was fake but he couldnt stop j and j broke the camera before they could say it was a kid saying the news. kmac threw a flash bang gernade into the news room and everyone was blind like a bat.
that was what j and kmac needed and they ran out the news. when they got to the street it was dead quite. there were no adults! 'they must have left' says kmac. then all the sudden they here a big roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. and they see 40 milion kids on harley davisons flying down the street! WE ARE FREE!!! THE KIDS ARE GOING WILD! everyone is happy and doing cool stuff. 4 kids find a adult hiding in a mailbox and start to stab him with swords. then a strong kid picks the adult up and throws him into a toys r us. all the kids run into the store and start geting ps3 and gba and wii. NO ONE CAN STOP THE KIDS! all the kids are laughing and having a party.
then all the sudden a jet car with a chainsaw on it comes flying down the street and saws 80 kids in half and cuts like 12 kids into more than half. j and kmac see that it is there enemy and it is the worst adult ever! it is georgge bush!!!!! all the kids feel fear and go to hide in a fort that they made out of wood. j and kmac just stand and look at george bush. they will fight!
TO BE CONTINEUD..........

how to know if a kid is actualy a adult


many kids are cool and have cool websites. but some kids are fucks or woodys or sluts or EVEN ADULTS!!!!! not every kid is a adult but every adult is a dorkzoid or fuck. D.P. is alot of those. here are some that devin price is - dorkzoid, fuck, woody and a dick and fagget and a ADULT! i need to show you fans how to know if you see a adult or if u see a kid
1 adults are old and you need to look for a ugly face. but some kids are ugly (amy greir) so u have to look at other stuff. most kids look like kids.
2 adults have beards. most adults have them. alot of kids dont have a beard except on haloween sometimes.
3 scream FUCKKKKKK and if they yell at you then they are a adult. if it is a kid they will probaly scream FUCKKKK back.
4 adults useally drive cars or trucks. they can fly planes too. some kids can do this. kids dont need to drive caus they have bikes or they are not dumb and just have there parent drive.
5 ask them to play wii and if they say NO then they are a adult or a dumb fuck! griffin holloway. LOL
6 if they say yes to play wii then ask them what there mii looks like. if they kno what a mii is then they are probaly a kid
7 ask if they want some shock tarts. a adult will not know what it is and might think it is lighting.
8 if they have a kid then they are a adult but sometimes kids have kids like mark staier's sister who is kind of fat. LOL

most kids should kno these but some kids are dumb and some kids are actualy retarded and might not kno. the best thing is to just dont talk to adults or smile at them. the only way you should smile at an adult is if u just killed there girl or if you are about to blow up there kitchen.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

derrick sing


fans derrick is still dumb. he got kids bop 14 for chsimas and always wants to watch it downstairs. it is sooo stupid like him. its plays over and over and i get alot of rage about it. i had to make a site post about it.

once upon a time there was a stupid fucking baby named derrick. he lived in new jersey with his fag dad and bitchzone step-mom and dick toucher sister and his awesome and cool brother named J. derrick was born with a wierd head so he is dumb caus of that. he just sits in his chair and stares at stuff and he sometimes smiles at dumb stuff. he is soo dumb that he has to eat mashed food!! one day derrick got a dvd called kids bop 14 and he tried to sing the songs. he couldnt sing the songs caus he is a dumb fucker and he just made noices.
every person in the house was annoyed by kids bops and hated it but derrick loved it. one day the family was having a cool fire in the fireplace. then the doorbell rang and they went to see it. all of the suden the door was kicked down and vin diesel just started shooting everyone in the house. the dad got hit with a arrow in the eye and he fell into a pool of hungry bears that ate his whole head and then his arm and then he died. the stupid step mom try to drive away in her dumb car but she was so dumb that she forgot the car had 50 tigers in the back and they all scratched at her and then killed her. the daughter was even dumber caus she tried to jump out the window but vin diesel just laughed caus he put a special force field on the window and when she jumped in it time warped her to the sun. she thought she would be safe but that is how dumb she is caus her entire head caught on fire and burned and she died after maybe 1 hour. the only peeps alive were just kids. J and derrick were alive. vin diesel laughed and throwed a boomarang ninja sword at J but J was ready and he caught it with his bear hand. J was smiling and he told vin diesel that it was a good try. vin diesel then took out his gun but he only had one bullet and he was like i can kill you J or i can kill derrick and i will let you be the chooser caus you showed me that you are a good fighter and a cool kid. right then J smiled and jumped up and stole vin diesels gun. and before J even hit hte ground he shot derrick right in the shulder. his arm exploded and one of the tiny little chunks hit vin diesel in his eye. vin cried a little and was really suprised at J. then J snapped his fingers and the whole house blew up. vin was dead after a second and the whole house burneded. it seemed like J was dead. a firefighter who was named dan lifted up a peice of rock and found a note. it said
whoever reads this will be murdered!!!!!!!!!!
dan started to laugh and then the whole state exploded!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
J was laughing hard from his secret space ship above earth. and he was totally good caus the whole time he used a hallagram to pretend he was a regular kid. he was actually a robot kid.

grounded


if u are my friend then u know that my dad named peter and my step mom named tracey schleirn grounded since june. and u know that they are total dorkzoids! if u are a fan then u didnt know. but u probaly know that i was in bitchzone!!!! i mostly played SMSB and COD on my wii caus Tracey is a dick puncher and didnt let me go to KMACS.
kids shouldnt be grounded and i think it should be illegal to ground a kid. if a kid does something that is bad that kid should pick a bad thing to happen to him. kids should chose. and not a adult. i have a cool website with 1000000000000000 fans and then some adult and kid trader turn me in. the kid trader is devin price and he is not my friend. actualy i hate him. i wish i would get a ninja swoord for chrismas and then i would sell it to a gun man and get a cool gun. then i would take the gun and put a grenade on it and give it to devin. merry chrismas dick!
i wish that my dad was cool and work as a rocket gun maker. and he could give me some rocket guns. i would kid nap gorge bush and then make all the adults free there kids. i would let kids run around and never do homework.
if someone gives me a rocket gun here is what i would do
1 free all the kids
2 make candy free and pizza
3 free gum
4 everyone that is not a adult gets wii or if they want a ps3
5 adults can either act like a kid or if they dont they will get grounded and put in a jail
6 lit all the vegtables on fire
7 burn schools
8 free twix
9 kids can drink beer like me and sometimes they can drive cars. i will keep some adults that will fly a plane and work in the wii factory

Monday, December 29, 2008

hello dicksssssssssssssssssss

hey dicks! it is time! i am fianlly in my blog and writing a blog post. my friends know i was gone but my fans prob think i just was being a DICK! i wasnt being a dick!!!!! MY DAD AND TRACEY SCHLEIRN WERE BEING TOTAL DICKKKKSS!
and WOODYS!
but my blog is here and i am now allowed on my computer.
sorry i was gone so long and it took me alot of time to get a post to kmac so he could post it for me.

most of the past time i have been playing wii and sometimes just having mii chats with friends i didnt see alot. i wish i was the dad and my dad was a son that was mine. the first thing i would do is ground him for a 100 years. next i would either break up with or murder tracey schleirn. then i would send heather to a bitch scool in africa and i would make derrick my vice presadent. if i was my dad i would have his bank so i would have alot of money. i would get it all and then buy more wii games, a pool, a rocket car, 10 babes and 2 narwhals to put in my pool. i would drive my dad's car to his job and i would go to bussiness meetings and make everyone play wii instead. i would also pick up babes in my car and try to have fun with them or maybe have some sex togetther. this would be my life and i would be a cool dad and not a DICK FAG DICK PUNCHER GAY FUCK ASS DICK MONKEY TIT SHIT DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Saturday, December 20, 2008

jeff is coming cus its over now!!!!!!!!!!





jp notes for fans!!
-kmac
11+22

Thursday, June 26, 2008

derek jeter is not a dorkzoid!


hey fans i am not ending my blog! no adults can stop me and i am allouded to talk about anything in the world! even if dickkkkks try to stop me but they wont! fans u need to know that its not only the devs that i like but u know i like the yanks and i like derek jeter. if u are dumb u dont know that derek jeter plays short stop and he is nubmer 2 and he is white/black/taco bell. people at school who say i dont know him are dorkzoids. i dont know him like on wii or something but i met him at the grove mall after christmas and he signed a baseball for me. peter took me and i got his sign on the ball and he asked me how i am doing and i was gonna say something funny but i didnt think of a funny thing to say and then i just kind of made a noise. it was dumb but i still met him and he said something to me. most of you are too poor or dumb to met derek jeter. if i met him now i would be readyy to talk to him and make him laugh just like the fans on my site. i would like hey man i like ur balls or say something like hey david do u like my site? or i might ask him who are the dorkzoids on the team or maybe i would just tell him that i wish he fucked my mom to make me so i would have a cool dad and not a dumb dad that works at chase bank being a dick. plus i bet derek jeter wouldnt marry a mom who would dye when she birth a kid! last night me and kmac watched my #1 derek jeter and kmac loves arod but i think he is my #2. he hits good now but he has a taco bell name but looks like a michael jordan kind of guy. we didnt get to drink any beers last night because we were at my crib and not kmacs. kmacs dad will some times let us drink a beer when we watch sports with him. he is a mets fan. he says its what real guys will do and some day when i can i will prob drink 2 or 3 beers in one hour. i have been drunk prolly about 6 times but i only threw up 3 times. the most beers i drank ever were 2 beers in one night. i was sooooooooooo sick and really drunk and threw up in my room on the floor. everytime i get really drunk i always try to have sex but no girls are ever around and its just me and kmac. david wirght is a faget.

p.s. fans i dont know where tracey and my dad are but no peeps came home yet.............. i will prolly delete the blog when i hear them come home. thanks 4 the luv fans.

DEVIN AND CHEYRL PRICE!!!!!!!!


SOME PEOPLE ARE TOTAL DICKKKKKKKKS BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE JUST ASS SHIT BITCH FUCK DICK WOODY DORKZOIDS FUCK MONKEY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS! DEVIN PRICE IS THAT. AND SO IS HIS MOM NAMED CHEYRL. THESE PEEPS TOLD ON ME LIKE A LITTLE KID. DEVIN! U R THE SAME AGE AS ME AND IN MY CLASS! I DRINK BEER AND I AM A TEENEGER ALMOST!!! U SHOULD ACT LIKE ONE 2!!!!!!! U DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! THANKS TO U AND UR SLUT MOM CHEYRL FOR ENDING MY COOL WEBSITE!!! ALL MY FANS HAVE BEEN SENDING ME MESSAGES TODAY AND TELLING ME TO KEEP MY SITE BUT I PROLLY CANT CUZ UR MOM IS A SLUT AND U R A DORKZOID! U R A DICK DORKZOID!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WHEN MY WEBSITE HAS NO ADULTS BUT WHEN IT HAS ADULTS I HATE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR RIGHT NOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE A ADULT AND I WILL ALWAYS BE A KID OR A TEENAGER OR 21 AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!!! THE MOST AGE I WILL EVER BE IS 21!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR READDYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOO GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DICKKKKKKK PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DEVINNNNNNNNNNNN ANDDDDDD IFFFFFFFFFFFF URRRRRRRRR MOMMMMMMMMMMMM HASSSSSSSSSSSS AAA DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GETTTTTTTTTTTT PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL MY POSTS ARE JOKES!

hey fans and adults all my posts ever were jokes and they are not true. my family is really nice and everyone is loved by me. my house is cool and i don't hate my step-mom tracey at all she is really nice and just like my real mom who is dead.

FANS! HELP OUT!

i dont know if i should delete my site! some fans said i might be in for shit from my dickkkkkkkks! vote on my vote thing and help! i might be able to e-mail kmac my posts and he could add them to my site so my dick adults dddont know! y is a yes and n is a no.

dan -thanks for ur email but i dont know what to do!!!!!

ADULTS = DORKZOIDS/FUCKEERRS!

WHY DID GOD EVER EVEN MAKE ADULTS!??!?!? I DONT GET IT! HE SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE KIDS AND THEN STOPPED WITH THAT! THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!!! DICKZOIDS ALWAYS MESS UP MY STUFF WHEN I TRY TO START DOING GOOD. MY MOST HATED THING IS WHEN SOMEONE STOPS A KID FROM MAKING A GOOD WEBSITE BECAUSE IT TELLS THE TRUH ABOUT ADULTSS AND HOW FAT AND LAZY THEY ARE AND HOW THEY NEVER LET KIDS DO FUN STUFF OR PLAY WII BEFORE HOMEWORK IS DONE. MOST HOMEWORK IS NOT EVEN NEEDEED AND ALOT OF KIDS CAN JUST USE THEIR BRAIN ADN KNOW THE STUFF!!!!!!!! IF I HAD A JET I WOULD SELL IT AND BUY A ROCKET PACK AND THEN FLY TO CHINA WERE NO ADULTS LIVE AND I WOLD JUST LIVE THERE AND NEVER GET TOLD WHAT TO DO!! I HATE WHEN BITCHZONE IS AT MY HOUSE AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE TATETL TELLING ON ME! Cheryl Price AND DEVIN CAN SUCK MY WOODY AND IF I SEE DEVIN WALKING OR EVEN TALKING OR BREATHING NEAR MY ZONE I AM GOING TO SHOVE A SWORD RIGHT INTO HIS LITTLE STOMAG! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSS!


----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcscleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Pete <ppaswick@chasefinancial.com>
Cc: Jeffrey <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:58:42 AM
Subject: Fw:Re:Jeffrey

JEFFREY - You are not going anywhere tonight or for a long time. I read some of the entries that you have on there and I thought we agreed that you were to clear everything with your father and me? Some of the things you wrote were so hurtful. We will be having a talk tonight.

----- Reply ----
From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:34:33 AM
Subject: Re:Jeffrey

Cheryl,
Thank you for the e-mail I do appreciate it. I am so troubled by his actions lately, and its really tough when the other kids are doing so well. It looks like tonight will be a long night....
Thank you,
Tracey


----- Original Message ----
From: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
To: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:18:17 AM
Subject: Jeffrey

Hi Trace,
Last night I caught Devin reading some inappropriate material on the internet, and after looking more at the website, it seems like it was written by your son Jeffrey. The site is http://jeffreypaswick.blogspot.com/ and I am sure you are not aware of it, because there are entries as recent as three o'clock this morning. He seems pretty warped and I was absolutely shocked at what he has written. I'm sorry to be the bearer of this news, but I know that if it was Devin I would want to know.

Cheryl

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

emily osment


tonight i saw emily osment on the suite life of zack and cody and i got a woody. babes are cool and i mostly get a woody from them. tm i am making a top list of hot babes that i would have sex with or fuck FOR FREE!!!!!!


funny ass baby

here is a cool vid kmac found of a baby doing a monkey dance:



me and kmac wanna film some cool vids with derrick and we have tons of time to do it caus tracey and my dad are not home in the summer and heather watches us. but she just sluts 247 and we will film cool shit with derrick. kmac wants to try to make a bungey jump for derrick and throw him off our roof but we need to wait till tracey buys more lettece so we ahve enough rubber bands.

dickheads


antony s and christan dickhead are fucks!!!!!!!!!! if you are medal of honor inflitraton with someone u dont keep killing them on a spawn YOU DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!\! WHEN U ARE ON A SAME TEAM YOU TURN OFF A FRIENDLY FIRE WHEN U HOST AND U DONT THROW PINEAPPLE GERNADES INTO YOUR BASE!!!!!!!
CHRISTIAN - -- AS FOR U U ARE A FUCKING IDIOT AND I AM MOSTLY GLAD THAT YOUR GRANDMAM IS DEAD LIKE U ARE GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT DEATHMATCH! TAKE YOUR FAGET SPRINGFELD AND FIRE IT INTO YOUR DICK HOLE!
ANTHONY - EVEN THOGU H U DONT USUALLY LOOK LIKE IT U ARE LIKE A BLAKC NINJA IN THE PICTURE!! U LOOK LIKE GERARD KINNEY U FUCK DICK! IF YOU DICKS WANT TO SHOOT ME THEN THAT IS OK BUT WE NEED TO START A ROOM WITH A DEATHMATCH AND HAVE KMAC ON MY SIDE. AND WE ARE THE ALLIES! THIS TIME USE THE CITY MAP AND NOT THE PORT BASE U DORKZOID DICKS!!!!! christan - YOUR MII IS FUCKING GAY!

pica

one day a baby named patrick elias was born. he came out of his mom wearing some fast ice skates and he cut her open and she died then. patrick had his dad raise him and his dad was called penis elias. penis taught patrick elias everything he knew about being cool and sex. patrick elias liked having sex but he also liked to play hockey. so he most of the time played that. one day penis took him on a fish trip into the ocean and they were fishing for some sharks and cool stuff. penis caught a small motuh bass and was jumping around. patrick elias didnt catch anything and he was so fucking mad. he took out a harpon gun and shot penis right in the head. the arrow was poisionis to and penis died 2 days later. patrick elias wrapped penis in a devils blanket and dumped him inot the ocean. penis was dead. all the sudden a baby narwhal named pica floated up by patrick elias. pica asked patrick how old he was and some other shit. then they were friends and patrick elias rode a narwhal all the way to china. when he was there he taught all the china people to not play karate and to play hockey and to not have weird eyes but to have some normal eyes like humans. every china person loved patrick elias and pica and they all had sex together and everyone was smiling like the sun. then on a sad day pica got ated by a few bears that swam into the lagoon were pica was sleeping. patrick elias woke up late but he killed some bears but the bears ate picas brain first so he was dead. patrick elias was so sad that he took a gun and shot himself in the face. he died in 5 days.

Friday, June 20, 2008

heather lynn paswick


hi fans so i chose to right about heather for my site and talk about how she is a bitch slut. heather is my sister and is related to me but tracy schleirn is not her mom either. only derrick came out of her vagina my real good mom died when i was born. i dont remember her though. heather didnt kill her and she has brown hair but usually it looks ugly. she smokes too and she thinks she is hot. her boobs are ok and i saw them before caus she was having sex with eric tessler in my room. my dad killed him and we buried him at manson park under 2nd base, but jason r found him. LOL.
these are things that makes heather a slut and a bitch
1 she had sex with eric tessler in my room
2 she hates wii
3 she doesnt play video games
4 i saw her boobs but i didnt like them
5 she smokes
6 triffy told me that r.t. had sex with her too
7 she tells me i am a faget but i dont like dicks and she does
8 she is a faget
9 she waers slut cloths and shit
10 she should be a senoir
the best thing that makes her a bitch is a story from before. last year we went to my aunt joe annes in wickatunk and i was swimming with our cosusins but heather was not. she was just sitting by the pool in a black shirt and black pants. she was a goth kid then and tracey schleirn said jesus didnt love her. jesus loves her now cuz she doesnt put eye make up on her lips. she was just sitting on the side of the pool like a dorkzoid why i was swim around and playing. i told my uncle john that she was being a bitch faget and we should throw her in. so he ran up and pushd her into the pool. she was swearing at him and real loud and she was walking out of the pool. that is when i saw it and it was sick. there was sick red bleeding blood coming all out of her dick area/vagina. it was like all over the place and coming right at me. deardra is my cousin and she is 5 and she was in a little raft thing and was a dumb kid so she couldnt get away. she was all in blood and shit. heather was crying and i was so afrid of the blood and shit. the whole water was red and everyone in our family was laughing so hard. heather was going to kill herself and she said it. all these seagulls came to the pool and they dove in the blood and were like drinking it. eveyone was throwing up hard. i never saw heather have a period again in my whole life. my dad peter said she just had a cut on her leg. my dad is fucking liar!!!!!!!!!!!!! every 2 weeks a girls vagina will bleed and you can learn it in a health class or from a doctor. i am a kid but not a baby or a faget.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

jason


one day a cool kid named jason was born. he was a cool kid and he was born with a full beard when he came out of his mom's vagina. when he was little all the kids were amezed by his cool beard and he just let it grow. kids would give him like some mony or maybe some skittles or cool candy and he would let them touch it. girls would love his beard and always wanna touch his dick. he was awesome. one day all the kids were old too and they had a beard like it. kids didnt think he was cool now and girls didnt touch his dick every second. jason was so fucking mad at the dorkzoids and he shaved his beard and all his head hair. he took all the hair and got some glue and glued it to his dick. this gave him a fur dick. the next day he went to mcdonlds were he was a boss and took his pants off and everyone looked at his fur dick. kids liked him and girls were trying to touch it to see what was up with it. he was smilng and everyone was clapping about it. after that no one tried to beat him at hair stuff or wii games.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

chocolate penut butter pops

my step mom tracey schleirn is proly the most bitch girl ever but today she is only a slut. she bought some chocolate penut butter pops for me and i had them for brekfast. they are so taste good. i ate em before school and then i am eating some right now. peter isnt home yet so i put some hersheys on them too with no milk to add some good taste to them. i am eating them.
i hate when adults buy dumb cereal that is good for kids. they just dont think about it. kids are only kids for a little bit and adutls should let us just be kids. they are lucky we are around. some kids are soo dumb and fall into pools and cant swim. dorkzoids! then they try to breathe under the water and die like a piece of shit. and some other ass heads get hit by cars since there parents bought a house close to a street. other kids get killed by like a animal when it attacks them like if a tiger would just rip a kid's dick off or if a little kid fell into a great white shark cage. LOL. what dumb people. i bet there parents wish they would have just let them be kids and eat cool cerels and candy and all kinds of good candy bars and shock tarts.

fan talk

here are some fan messages from yesterday

Anonymous said...

aiden daniels needs his pubes dipped in gasoline and set on fire. what a raging homo

June 17, 2008 6:15 PM

Anonymous KMAC said...

AIDEN IS A FAG FOR SURE AND HE NEEDS TO GET IN A FIGHT WITH US! KMAC AND JPAS! 11 + 22 !

June 18, 2008 9:50 AM


who the person that sent the first comment is is a funny kid. prolly u though KMAC.
22+11!

and there are ones from before too.......................

Blogger Dan said...

congrats on your blogger award from we bleed teal!

June 13, 2008 5:21 PM

Dan - i dont know what u mean but thanks for ur fan talk message to me. i like my fans and peopl to see my site. but not adults!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

aiden daniels

u guys know aiden needs to get dick punched. i hate when kids tell on kids. most kids know that parents are the bad guys and that kids should help kids. aiden daniels is not a kid. he is a faget. most of all the kids iin school know it cuz everyone saw it today.
i was in the bathrrom and kev too for lunch. i had to piss so i took open my pants and just started. then kev was pissing by me in the toilet and i was standing outside in the urenal. then i see some yellow pee coming at my shoe like a river. HA. kev was peeing on the floor and was luaghing like jason when mrs. bedoix caught him last friday. but kevs pee was going everywhere so i started to pee on hte wall to join into the time. my pee was going right down the wall and on hte floor. then i knew how cool it would be to do a sink piss. so i kind of slide over to the sink and started to finish my pee in it. then aiden daniels comes into the bathrrom looking like a gay kid with a gay face and dumb brown shorts on. he sees all the pee through his gay glasses and just yells for mr. neemer who is at lunch period today. aiden didnt even ask us if we did he just saw pee and kev and then me standing at the sink with my shorts down. what a faget. so then neemer is all mad and was in bitchzone. i didnt even hear it though cuz i just thought about how many times i will kill aiden for being sooooo gay. i hope aidens dad gets shot by a rocket and then aiden go to the hospital and visits him and then the whole hospital turns into a giant lion and murders his dad. then aiden is crying and then a fat man just laughs and then bites off aidens head and eats it whole. that is what i want. its the last week of school and aiden is doing this stuff to us. kevs parents are mad and my dad and tracey schleirn are in total bitchzone. if my wii is taken away for the summer then aiden daniels is gonna get his whole dick punched and his soul will be fed to a bobcat. i am so sick of tattlers and dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

shut up bitch!!!


tracey schleirn is my step mom but she is more like a step bitch that you wish would fall off a tall cliff. LOL tonight she was yelling at me cuz i didnt feel like taking a bath! its not a big deal if i dont take one every second! people dont need to take a bath every single day!! i took one on monday night and then went to school and didnt even move around or play outside. i didnt have gym or anything! my most hated thing in the world is when you take a bath and dont do anything and then people will tell you to take one the next day or the day after!!! i hate when people do that! i also hate when people always ask me about how i am doing. like my aunts and stuff will ask how my school is and how i am doing. IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MY SCHOOL IS CALL MY PRINCIPLE AND ASK HIM YOURSEFL BITCH! AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I AM DOING DONT ASK ME JUST LOOK AT ME AND THEN TRY TO THINK HOW I AM DOING! people just need to know that baths are not that important and you shouldnt make someone take a bath. its like being a slave. its like the civil war wen black people were made to work in coal mines and stuff and abraham lincholn made them work in fields and whipped them. that is what having someone tell u to take a bath is like! so if u are reading this and someone tells u to take a bath u should tell them this - ur not even my real mom and i didnt even have gym today so suck an egg!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

boston market


tonight we went to boston market. my dad peter and his wife tracey schleirn went and so did heather and derrick. but derrick is a baby so he sat in a high kid chair. derrick is proly the dumbest baby ever. we all some of that corn bread but derrick cant cuz he doesnt even know how to chew stuff without chooking and proly dying. it would be a funny thing to feed him some jolly ranchers or maybe some cool gobstopers. LOL
i ate soooo much chicken tonight and i was also drinking a lot of dr peper cuz its my fav. i was just eating my food and eating mac and cheese and then trever harrel came inot boston market with his dumb dad and wierd looking mom. trever is in my home class room and he is all into motorcycles and all kinds of gay stuff. he has no gb advance and no wii and he proly doesnt even know what a nunchuk is. LOL his dad is the same but his mom is different cuz she is like from mexico or like a taco place. trever rides dirtbikes all the time and says it is cool. kev and me think its cool to think about throwin a ninja star right through his forhead.
my dad peter and tracey schelirn were arguing all dinner about my school marks and how heather smokes and prolly does sex with boys and prolly about how dumb derrick is. derrick is defa going to be on a dumb kid bus cuz he is just so dumb. he alredy seems like retard cuz he will just stare at lights or stare at you and then just smile!!!!! he was doing it tonight and then he burpd and threw up all over himself that KID IS AN IDIOT! at least hes better than trever. a cool prank would be to send derrick to my memas house in a little box. i would poke some holes in it with a sword so he could breathe but i would poke em after i put him in the box. HAHAHAHAHAHa J/K . the corn is fuck good!! but i could see it in my poop.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

cool pranks

hey fans, tonight i did a cool prank to my bitch bitch sister heather. i was trying to stay up in my room and watch the hockey game late but she told on me. my dumb dad was dumb and he was mad too. so i had to go to bed. but i turned it back on but heather heard it and told again. then my dad was reall really mad! he took my tv out and put it downstaits. i was so maddddddddd. i was gonna prank heather good then.
i went in my basement and got some rope of a clothes string and some duck tape. then i went upstairs and tied the rope on her door handle. i could hear her talking about gay dick stuff in her room on her moto. i wrapped the door handle and rope in duck tape and then tried to tie it off to my door handle but it wouldnt reach. i needed something to tie it so then i woke up derrick. he was just laying there in his crib like a ass and i took him. then i tied the rope around his waist and duck tape it on real good. i put him right in front of my door and made the rope tite. then i went to the garage again and got some matches and my dads gas can. i came up and poured some gas around her door and then took some steps back. then i did the magic. i pushed play on my ihome and nickelback was soo oloud. heather screamed to turn it down and i said MAKE ME!!!!! then i heard her door open and i threw a match towards her door. when she opend her door quick she pulled derrick right into the gas. the second the match hit it derrick was on fire and crying like a baby. heather was all pissed and came at me. but i was ready. i pulled out a plasma rifle and shoot a hole right in her face. my dad and tracey came running up the steps to see what happened but i was ready too. i blew my whisel and 6 lions ran out of a cage and atacked them. dad died quick but tracey had a assalt rifel and killed them. she was out of bullits and tried to stab me but i had one more grenade left and i threw it down her throat. then i smiled and counted to 3 and she blew up into a million billion chunks. i was a adult now and the lead of the house.
this story is not all real but i had a dream kind of like this some day on a night.

Friday, May 23, 2008

beeker

one day a kid named beeker dick was born in a tree house with his mom flower boobs and his dad named a dick face. beeker was a cool kid and he never got punched by any kids and he always punched kids in the face accept for girls he just had sex with them in awesome places like his bed and a cool tree fort he built on his planet called ass ass 22. on ass ass 22 peoples just would travel around by pooping and their poop power would move them on hte ground and around the town. beeker was different cuz he didnt have a butt hole and he would just walk around. all the kids made fun of him but then one day he saw a hot babe called bessie and beeker got a hard weener. all the kids were stuned and beeker started going wild. he was boncing around hte town only using his weener like a pogo stick. everyone was clapping and someone even killed a guy just for fun.
everyone was having the best day of ever and beeker was just bouncing around the vilage. he shot off a bench, then a car and then a little kid's head. but the kid was like a baby and had a weak head and beekers dick went right into the kids head. but beeker didnt know that hte kid had a brain made of lava and it melted his dick on to the kids head. he couldnt get the kid off his dick. they then lived like that forever and were good friends. beeker would pee right into his brain and the little kid would just smile like a good kid.
this story is FAKE! and if someone thinks it is real DO NOT tell a parent about it or even a worse principel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry fans

fans i am sorry. i was not a good writer and i did not come on my blog. it was not my fault my a kid that i am sure u all know. some people dont keep a thing to them self and then people freak out about stuff. i am going to try to make new posts a lot cuz i was thinking about a lot of cool stuff. i think i might make my blog have to make people sign up to read it cuz some peeps are rude and dont know how to be nice to a kid in their same grade. DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Thursday, April 24, 2008

the adventurs of harry

this is a fake story i made up for english. but i added some cool stuff to it to make it good for the site.

harry brodeur was a magic man and he lived in a small house that did not evn have a door. he was so poor and did not have any vidoe games or a wii. and he had no food. this is why he worked on a farm were he grew candy for all the kids. he grew a tree that made skittles and he would ate them.
one day harry met a man named jack black and this guy was nice. jack would always be fun and he even had a cool gun. harry and jack would walk around the farm and shoot at stuff. if a animal would come to the farm and try to eat there starburst bush jack would just shoot it with his gun. sometimes parents would break into the farm and jack would shoot them too. this is what police came for cuz people were missing from the village.
harry and jack would always burie the people in cave. the cave was secret and no one knew about it accept for jack, harry and martin brodeur. one day a cop came to the farm to look for dead peeps but all he found was a gun and jack shot him in the face with it. the cop died and they threw him in a magic canister and fired it into outer space.
after that jack and harry were best freinds and they always did stuff togeher. they would always get babes and then have sex with them and they had like 4 milion kids and they all ate candy and then jack even bought a wii for every one to use but they only had 4 controllers so some kids would just play with the gun. one day a tornado came to the farm and muredreed everyone except for tommy. he was a son that was 1. the next day he played in the stanley cup for the devilss and scored 18 goals and he didnt even cry. THE END.

thanks fan

Anonymous Katherine said...

awesome pics on your blog. :)

April 24, 2008 7:28 PM

i give u thanks caus u like my site. kev doesnt want to post teh poop vid caus he is a gay kid but i need the fans to tell him too thank u katreine and come to my website agian and read it.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

forest shit rocks with a dumb kid and tracy


monkey dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got posion ivy reall bad and now i am feel like a fagot!
this weekend i went to silioam forest and it was total dick! my unlce chris and my aunt jesie took me with tracy schleirn and they brought their dumb kid olivea who is anoying. olivea is a dumb name and sounds like a food called olivs! some other lady and my uncle mike was there but i dont know who she was. tracy was in total bitchzone and i was so furois!!!! aunt jesies dumb daghter kept throwing sticks and going so slow. i went out to find some cool stuff by a river. i went in the river and threw some rocks and then i saw real tiny frogs and i took some big rocks and smashed them real hardd. aunt jesie got in bitchzone too caus olivea got mud knees. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE THAT HAVE KIDS BRING THEM AROUND ME WHEN I AM TRYING TO DO STUFF THAT IS COOL! ASSSSSSSSSS! if i had big arms i would throw that dumb girl in the river. the worst part is i got the ivy real bad and i am shit. tracy schleirn put lotion on my legs on today and it hurts. kevs dad always puts on bleach and stuff so i put some on and tracy was in bitchzone cuz i got some on derrick and he was crying. he is a idiot was playing under the kitchen table so some got on his ear. dorkzoid! kev u should have came to siloam forest cuz there was so much stuff to be lighted on fire! LOL. heather was all sicked out by my arm but i rubbded it on her pillow!!! she will look like amy greir but with a sick red face bubbles instead of a weird eye that kind of looks at you.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

girl list


last night kev and me made up a cool list of girls from school. so everyone who knows the girls will know but some fans wont here are some babes and some ugly people..

babes
kirsten schell - verry hot and kev likes her too but not to date
jess b - cant give a full name cuz kevvy wevvy likes her. i think she is o k but her eyes are kind of far apart
ami lazen - a+ and kev give her a 89 he said that her eyes are too much like china
madison - hot face but her legs are really skiny and kev said that she is hard to kiss cuz of her wheelchair
kevs neyboor - biggg boobs and we kind a saw them at kevs back yard

ugly people
rebeka yaris - i always hid my lunch from her but she never ate it she is nice though as a talker
vanesa rijose? - her beard is there to see and she always semells like soup or something gay
stephanie tasler - kev said her face is nice but it needs cut off and put on a hot peep
linds g - hahahaha! she ate her sister we think but she said she died in a car accident! LOL
amy greir - BARF!!!!!!!!!

we are going to add some peeps to it soon but this is start. fans - PM me some more.

Monday, April 21, 2008

JAGR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


No. Player Pos Ht Wt DOB Birthplace
16 Avery, Sean
I HATE YOU MOST OF EVERY RANGER! GET UR STICK OUT OF MARTIN'S FACE AND DONT BE A DICK AND KEEP TOUCHING SOMEONES DICKS THAT IS A MAN!
LW 5-9 195 4/10/80 Pickering, ON
55 Backman, Christian
DUMB NAME GIRL!
D 6-4 198 4/28/80 Alingsas, Sweden
15 Betts, Blair
I HATE THAT U ARE IN USA
C 6-3 210 2/16/80 Edmonton, AB
24 Callahan, Ryan
A BUS HITS UU
RW 5-11 185 3/21/85 Rochester, NY
10 Dawes, Nigel
DUMB NAME
LW 5-8 190 2/9/85 Winnipeg, MB
23 Drury, Chris
U ARE THE WORST DICK EVER
C 5-10 200 8/20/76 Trumbull, CT
17 Dubinsky, Brandon
BRANDON DUMBINSKY! REATARD FAGOT
C 6-1 210 4/29/86 Anchorage, AK
5 Girardi, Daniel
DANIEL SLEEPS IN LION DEN GET EATEN BY A SHARK U DICK
D 6-2 200 4/29/84 Welland, ON
19 Gomez, Scott
U WERE A DEVIL BUT I HOPE U ARE DEAD NOW
C 5-11 200 12/23/79 Anchorage, AK
44 Hollweg, Ryan
DICK!!!!!!!!!
LW 5-11 210 4/23/83 Downey, CA
68 Jagr, Jaromir
I HATE U 2 MOST ON THE TEAM AND U ARE GONING TO GET DICK PUNCHED!
RW 6-3 245 2/15/72 Kladno, Czechoslovakia
30 Lundqvist, Henrik
U ARE A GIRL!
G 6-1 195 3/2/82 Are, Sweden
8 Malik, Marek
DUMB NAME AND PROLY SHOULD BE DEAD
D 6-6 240 6/24/75 Ostrava, Czechoslovakia
27 Mara, Paul
DICK PUNCH!
D 6-4 219 9/7/79 Ridgewood, NJ
28 Orr, Colton
GO SLEEP ON A TRAIN TRACK FOR A DAY
RW 6-3 220 3/3/82 Winnipeg, MB
25 Prucha, Petr
PUT YOUR HEAD IN FRONT OF A CANON SHOT!
LW 6-0 175 9/14/82 Chrudim, Czechoslovakia
3 Rozsival, Michal
ASS MONKEY DICK!
D 6-2 210 9/3/78 Vlasim, Czechoslovakia
14 Shanahan, Brendan
U HAVE A OLD DICK!
LW 6-3 215 1/23/69 Mimico, ON
20 Sjostrom, Fredrik
KEV IS GONNA MOE UR FACE WITH A LAWN MOER
RW 6-1 217 5/6/83 Fargelanda, Sweden
18 Staal, Marc
UR BORTHERS ARE BETTER THAN U!
D 6-4 204 1/13/87 Thunder Bay, ON
82 Straka, Martin
COOL NAME BUT DUMB BODY AND U NEED TO GET SHOT TO MARS ON A ROCKEYT!
LW 5-9 180 9/3/72 Plzen, Czechoslovakia
34 Strudwick, Jason
FREEZ TO DEATH IN A FREEZER!
D 6-3 225 7/17/75 Edmonton, AB
51 Tyutin, Fedor
JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING DICK MONKEY!
D 6-3 210 7/19/83 Izhevsk, USSR
40 Valiquette, Stephen
TRY TO FIGHT A TIGER WITH UR HEAD! U FAGOT!
G 6-6 220 8/20/77 Etobicoke, ON


RANGERS SUCK! AND WILL LOSE THE NEXT GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

WILLIAM WHITESIDE


hey fans sorry i didnt update my website this week. tracy said i spented to much time playing games and computer. i went to kevs and played wii anyway. LOL! i hate when she is bitchzone.
i think my first post back should be about a dickhead named william whiteside. i tryed to tell him that his site needed updated and i even told him i liked a cat pic. but he sent me a mean email. here is our emails he is the red letters:

How nice for you

On 4/11/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
hey monkey ass, i could rip ur head off with my bare hand and i could throw your dog across the atlantic ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----- Original Message ---- From: William Whiteside <willinjaxfl@gmail.com> To: Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 8:22:25 AM Subject: Re: [A Little Look into William's Life] New comment on Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :.
Hey Jack ass
Piss off

On 4/10/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jeffrey Paswick has left a new comment on your post "Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :":

hey idiot, updated your blog with some cool cat pics. right now this thing sucks major!



Posted by Jeffrey Paswick to A Little Look into William's Life at April 10, 2008 8:13 AM


--
Best
Regards,
William


__________________________________________________
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--
Best
Regards,
William

William is real dumb and kev is pretty mad too. here is williams blog profile:

About Me

Welcome to my blog, William Whiteside here I currently reside in Jacksonville, FL, but do hope to be moving to San Francisco, CA within the next 6 months or so. This is my first blog so please bare with me as I learn how to make everything look better with time... My good Friend GoJeffrey has a blog on here also so I will be getting a little help from him.:)

Favorite Movies

Favorite Music

this idiot has not updated his blog since deceember 27, 2007!!!!!!! he must be busy rubbingg peoples crootches. his music is dumb and tracey listens to all of that dumb stuff and some my dad. kev and me have barely herd of his favorite movies and only a mule would watch such dumb stuff. go eat horse oats william whiteside.

william whiteside if u read this today or soon send me a email IF YOU ARE A REAL MAN. if u have a wii account PM me for kev's account name and we will beat ur ASS in any game! OR IF U WANT TO FIGHT FOR REAL THEN PM ME AND WE WILL FIGHT BUT KEV IS GOING TO HELP CUZ U ARE OLD AND I AM SMALLER THAN U. BUT I COULD STILL BRING A BASEBALL BAT OR MY DAD'S WEED WHACKER! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHTS! ASSSSSSSSHOLE LOL.

go devils on tm nitght martin!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

E-MAIL FROM A SHIT MONEKY

i told this ass head to update his blog and he sent me this yesterday

Hey Jack ass
Piss off

On 4/10/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jeffrey Paswick has left a new comment on your post "Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :":

hey idiot, updated your blog with some cool cat pics. right now this thing sucks major!



Posted by Jeffrey Paswick to A Little Look into William's Life at April 10, 2008 8:13 AM



--
Best
Regards,
William

his name is william whiteside and his email is
willinjaxfl@gmail.com.
FANS! EMAIL HIM! KEV AND ME ARE MAKING SOME DRAWINGS TO SEND TO HIM! this guy likes to eat a horses shit. he has a blog on blogger.

HELLO BRIAN


BRIAN IZZO, I GOT UR EMAIL AND I REALY HOPE U DID NOT SEND AN EMAIL TO TRACY CAUS IF U DID I WILL BE MAD AND TRACY WILL BE IN BITCHZODE!!!!!!!! IF THE DEVS LOSE TONIGHT U CAN LOOK AT ME AND KEV LOADING UR DOG INTO A ROCKET LAUNCHER!! IF THE COPS END MY SITE ALOT OF MY FANS WILL BE MAD AND THINGS. U HAVE 2 CHOOSES, U ETHER GIVE SHUT UR FAT WHALE FACE OR U WE WILL KIDNAPP UR BROTHER STEVEN AND WAIT FOR RANSUM MONEY! !! IF TRACY YELLS AT ME TONIGHT ABOUT MY WEBSITE AND GOES TO BITCHZONE I WILL TRY TO SEND ALL MY FANS A THANK U EMAIL. AND I WILL ALSO KIDNAPP STEVENN.
GO DEVILS!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

dear tracy schleirn

listen i know u are supposed to be my mom but u arent cuz my real mom died at birth. it was probaly caus of my rage. i was in her belly and i probaly got bored and scratchd at her to get out. my real mom would let me play super smash brothers after 11. and she would probaly let me have a beer sometimes after school. if some one ever shows u my blog i hope u read this and cry your face off and then i hope u drowned in ur own tears or sharks come into the room that has tears in it and bit off ur leg or ur arm. i am going to keep my door locked all night and i might not go to scool tm. if i go to scholl i am eating a tub of ice creem for breakfest and i am going to put your dumb cat in the frezr.
MY REAL MOM WOULD PROBALY LET ME EAT CANDY FOR BREAKFEST AND NOT YELL AT ME FOR FIRES THAT I DIDNT EVEN START!!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD PROBALY HAVE A FISH TANK WITH 2 NARHWALS BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE EVERYTHING U DONT LIKE HAPPENS TO U RIGHT NOW!! !!!!!!!!!! I STILL HERE U BLABBIN DOWNSTARES SO I GUESS MY WISH DIDNT COME TRU!!!!
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DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE RANGERS!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME AND KEV ARE IN HOME PERIOD AND MAD ENOUGH TO MURRDER A MIDJET LIKE ERIC KENONF.

WHY IS SCOT GOMEZ ALIVE!?!? SOME PERSON SHOULD BUY A PLASMA RIFLE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE VAGINA!!!!
MARTIN CANT STOP EVERY SHOT BUT HE DIDNT PLAY AWESOME. THIS PIC IS SO COOL THOUGH.
I HOPE SHAWN AVEREY'S PAJAMAS CATCH ON FIRE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY GETS BURNED.
RANGERS ARE DORKZOIDS AND WILL BE DICK PUNCHED!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MARTIN AND GO DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

rangers sux!


to every peep from the rangers blog, suck my dick! !!!!!! LOL!! GO DEVS!!!!
DEVILS ARE GOING TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN TONIGHT.!

watch teh devils tonight at kevs!!!!! martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last year me and kev got a beer from dom. dom is kevs dad and he gave it to us on a mets game. we were real drunk and kev said it was the worst he ever was.

and u peeps on the rangers blogs stop sending me emails!!!! I AM A KID and the DEVILS ARE MY TEAM!!!!!!

here is a precidtion for the game: the devils will win it by 5 and martin will have 46 saves. zach parisee will have 4 goals and gointa will take his stick and poke it into jarg's asshole. ahahahahaha, kev made that up. i hope at least one ranger dies during the game, like 1 period or 3 period.
go devils! that monkey will murder you if tell a soul about my blog!! that means you brian izzo!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

60!?!?!?!?!?!?

i just got home and i had the worst day ever!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!
mrs.henderson doesnt like narwhals! she gave me a 60 % on my narwhal story, cuz she said my story is not fact. she doesnt believe in narwhals either! they are real animals with thoughts and feelings!!! they are from the artic circle which is really far north. she probably has never seen one. i am going to see a narwhal next summer my dad talked about. probaly less than 80% of peeps have seen a narwhal in their lifes. my dad peter said my story is good, but tracy said it was nice, which means that she eats her shit.
and some peeps on the senators blog are trying to fight me, becuse the devils are better. go devs! when i got home i had like 40 im's from people and 2 emails. senators peeps are like attacking me cuz im smart and have a good blog with fans. if i ever see a real senator u can believe he will be bleeding to death on the floor and i will be smiling holding his throat in my hand. cuz i ripped his head off with my bare hand. go devils!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Narwhals

tonight i wrote a report for my school on narwhals. we had to write a story about our favorite things. so narwhals was #1 and devils is #2. a lot of kids dont believe in them so i decided to write a story. this is probaly the best narwhal story i have ever writting:
once upon a time there was a narwhal named martin brodeur. he wasnt the hockey goalie he was a narwhal who was named after him. martin was friendly with other narwhals and he had a 2 long tusks. this is not usual for narwhals, only 1 in 500 narwhals have double tusks (wikipedia). martin would always swim around in the artic circle with his best friend brian gointa. brian is a narwhal too, but he is not that cool, he has only 1 tusk. but martin is still his friend.
one day martin met a girl narwhal who he liked. her name is jamie langenbruener. they poked holes in ice with their tusks and jamie liked martins 2 tusks a lot. then one day they had a baby narwhal. martin named it zach parise. zach parise was a small narwhal but he could swim really fast. they all would eat cod and dive up to 5000ft (wikipedia).
one day martin, jamie and zach were swimming and they saw some nice eskimos or inuits. zach swam ahead to say hello. that is when it happened! a inuit slammed a poker sword right into zachs eye and sort of through his brian. blood was everywhere and zach soon drowned in his own blood. martin was crying and jamie hugged him. then the devils won the stanley cup.
THE END
here is a picture i found that is probably what zach parise would look like after the sword:

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Kid Sit


tonight my dad and traci are out on a date or sometthing. they are probaly just touching privates (penis/vagina). LOL! but that means i am the man of the house. i have to watch my step little brother derrick and my sick sister heather. she isnt coghing or anything she just always has sex with guys.
my dad said kev could come over and help me watch derrick. me and kev had a blast with derrick. he's like a normal person, but like he is small and cant talk. me and kev played whirlygigs with derrick. if you are a fagot and dont know what whirlygigs is, its a game where u take a little kid or baby (derrick), stand up, hold him by his feet and then flip him. u try to flip him many times as u can. kev got 14. fans, please dont send me comments that this is bad, we played on my bed so derrick only hit the bed. he fell off twice but the one time was when we were playing jumpers. and that is going to happen cuz in that game u put a baby on the side of a bed and then jump on the bed really close to the baby. they get launched cuz they are light.
we used ice pakcs on derrick's head so he doesnt get black and blue. me and kev played cool games, but heather probaly played be a slut. ryan quince came to my house. me and kev put a soap bar in his car pipe by the trunk. our friend george said it works to make a laugh. even if his car explodes, it will still be funny for a ass.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

penuings sux!


last nite my dad peter finally did something dadlike and brought me to a hockye game for the devils. the devils rock. my dads wife tracy schleirn rect our car so we had to take the NJ transit bus. we had to leave 4 hours before the game start and we got there at the start of the 2nd period. we didn't even see a goal. martin brodeur is the best and he is good. he is also my favorite devil. penguins = vaginas.
the devils played the vaginas from pittsburg and the vaginas actually beat us.
no one even cheered for the devils and my dad peter almost got into a fight with a lady. we were playing I SPY during the game because it was soooooo boring, and my dad said he spyed "some great tits". i looked everywhere but they were actually right in front of us and the lady found them first cuz they were her tits. the usher told us to leave, and we started to get up. then we just sat back down when we thought he was gone. but he never left and told us to please leave. so then we did. but my dad peter thought of a cool idea. we didnt miss much of the game cuz we sat in the bathroom toilets and listened to the game. but a fat guy came into the toilet by us and made a big shit that smelled so bad. i wish i knew his name so i could blog it and he would either a. lose his girl b. lose his job or c. lose his life from cancer or like a really bad car accident. the vaginas won 2-0 and we went home on the bus. we got home at 2am after riding the bus thru "blacksville" that my dad called it. cuz there were black people there. my dad said it was the worst night ever and that he would probs have to make it up to tracy schleirn somehow. i fell asleep to the sound of that fat slob getting her vagina sucked by my dad peter. i hate the penguins.

Friday, March 14, 2008

penis ass!

hey dorkzoids! i am coming live from the library!! LOL
Chris - i am still grounded this weekend and be careful what u send me on IM because my dad saw! ass! i don't even know who you are!

i am not allowed on the net at home, but on next week i am allowed to be. so get ready to get killed!!!!!! me and kev are going to burn more stuff and tape more great vids for our fans! lol

seacrest fuck out!

Monday, March 10, 2008

shit


i am back. but may be not for long. me and kev got in trouble for the fire. i have to go but here are some pics. if any one knows how to post a video please tell me. here are the pics:

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

shit fire

ok people, i like the fan comments, but some of them are freaking weird! i got 2 ims yesterday from people i dont know! and they wouldnt tell there name! if someone does it again they are gonna be murderd by me and kev.
that is a fact and we will kill your dog. and if u dont have a dog we will adopt a dog for you and then we will kill it once u love it!!!!!!!!!!! lol

anyways, today me and kev saw some cool stuff to light on fire. so in an hour we are gonna ride our bikes to manson park and light the out house on fire. kev was laughing so hard thinking about it. it going to smell like shit for a mile. i want to video it and post the video here on my website for you fans to watch. that would be cool. i wish fire was good for people. i also hope to post the vidoe of kev taking a dump.

sorry :(

sorry for no new post yesterday. i will make one today.

girl that left a comment to me: my name is jeffrey paswick. i read your blog on sunday.

i have school now. bye fans.

here is a cool narwhal pic i found on narwhalwhales.com. its a good site for narwhal information and pics. enjoy!

Monday, March 3, 2008

thanks! :)

fans i just saw some messages from my fans. here they are:

Greg said...
I feel ya buddy, same thing happened to me. My parents are gross too!
March 3, 2008 10:57 AM

Dan said...
oh man that reminds me of the time i walked in on my parents having a threesome. that was 12 years ago. i'm still going to therapy 4 days a week................
March 3, 2008 1:32 PM

Cory said...
You probably have the best blog on the internet. Keep on raging my man. I'm can't wait to hear some more stories.
March 3, 2008 1:40 PM

zack said...
PAZWICK! u are my main man and i hope one day we can meet up and write a movie. if you wanna be my friend IM me on AIM at MartyMcFly21.
March 3, 2008 3:23 PM

thanks fans. i dont know how u found my website but i hope you like it. :)
greg - thanks isnt it SICK!??!!?!
dan - thanks
cory - thanks i have alot of cool storys and i will write them soon
zach - my name is PASWICK! no Z! thanks for your message but i am a kid.

fagot izzo and fat bill

fagot izzo and fat bill went to the principl today for the bus fight. bill was crying, but i dont know why cuz he has no dad to yell at him. his dad moved last year. and his mom cant hit hard cuz she is like 100 ponds. i wonder why bill is fat. she is hot and she looks like paris hilton but bills mom has red hair and she is like a mexicen or something. paris is soooooooo hot, kev got a calendar of her for xmas and i look at it when i go to his room. i wish i had a calendar with babes on it. i know a real hot girl. i dont want to make her feel dumb when she reads this, so i am going to name her A.T. she is next door naybors to kev and she has brown hair and is in 8th grade. she is old so her boobs are big. last summer kev told me about when he saw them. he saw her laying in her yard and she took her swimsuit off to let her boobs get darker. kev saw her nippels and they were like teh size of my head. kev said my head, but his head is like the same size. in the night we camped out in his backyard and had binocckculers but we didnt see her. we did see fat bill's mom having sex with zachs dad. bills dad saw too. that is prolly why fat bill is crying today.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

KEV EATS FLIPPER'S POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahaahahhaahahaa
kev ate flipper's poop like 1 hr ago. kev lives on meridian and flipper is his neighbor's dog!!!!! he ate it, but not the whole thing so he doesn't get $3.
keep this video secret.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

parents.......... :(


ok so now my parents are real mad abuot brian izzo and they are like going to murdre me. my dad and tracy schleirn gave a talk to me and now i cant see kev for the weeknd. it does not bother me cause we have been playing super smash brothers brawl all day on wii. some dumb kid was bieng yoshii and kev and me told him that his dad is going to die. LOLOL he started to cry like a penis. we really got him good cause his dad actually did die like 2 days ago. hahahaha. dead.
so tonight i went into my dad's room to ask if i can go to kev's tomorow and it was SICK!!!!!! fat tracy schlerin was laying on my dad's bed and my dad had his face in her vagina!!! he was like eating it!!!! tracy looked like a fat hefer and she was eating a peice of pumpkin pie. i ran to my room and lockd it and then they were pounding on it to come in. i just told them to go to hell and then turned good charlote up to 40 on my ipod. this is a pic of the sick fat tracy

Friday, February 29, 2008

brian izzo i hope you die


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT!, i hate this mother funker! brian izzo! he rides my bus and he thinks he is cool because hes the oldest kid ever. most kids know stuff about transformers and some shows on cartoon network but this kid is so dumb. he is like 40 and has a beard. i hope he dies of old age this year.
me and kev were just riding the bus to our track and brian comes up to our seat and starts saying he heard that we like to video tape each other shitting! he said shit so loud and tina didnt even hear it. tina is the bus lady. she looks like this guy. so i tell brian the truth that it is for my website and he starts making comments about my shoes. i just got them last week and they are skechers. kev has the same ones but in navy. WHO MAKES FUN OF SOMEONE'S SHOES!?!?
luckily our stop was coming and we got up to leave and just then brian slammed his fist on my shoulder. bill harold who is our friend, but fat saw it and charged towards the bus aisle and hit into brian. and then tina was yelling and kev and me ran for the door, but brian stepped on the back of my skecher and i fell face first into the aisle. i was like kind of crying but i just got up. tina stopped the bus and was yelling at us. fat bill didnt even get in trouble because his dad cheated on his mom last year so he lives with his mom and she works so she wasnt home to yell.
i seriously hope that brian izzo gets hit by a train or maybe like some bears eat him. that would be a great thrill. i am sick of that kid. plus my skechers are like all scuffed up and the back is kind of dirty. here is a picture.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

2 girls 1 cup

omg, i saw the movie. it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo sick. i was like gonna throw up and kev was laughing so hard. at the start of it i was just looking at the boobs, and i think kev was too, but then the one lady was taking a dump! it was sickkkkkkkkkkk. but the boobs were sort of cool.
we watched it on my computer in my room, and my dad was yelling upstairs cuz we were laughing so hard. we turned it off before he came in and just my tv was on and it was the show lost. my dad likes lost and then he sat on my bed and watched the whole show. kev was looking pretty mad, and my dad was asking me why we laugh at lost. WHAT DO U THINK U PENIS!? WE WERE LAUGHING AT GIRLS EATING POOP! LOL. i didnt say that. i said we were laughing at a commerical. he asked me what comercial and i said i dont remember. i think he though something was up. when lost ended he left and kev and i finihsed watching the girls and their cup.
then i got the idea to kind of make our own one and video tape it. kev was kind of grossed by it, but i told him no one would know. HAHA. i took my dads sony camera and kev went into the bathroom. we taped him taking a dump and he was so embarrsed he put a pillow on his face to cover it. i was laughing so hard and then heather knocked on the bathroom door and was like "WHEN YOU FAGOTS ARE DONE KISSING I WANT TO WASH MY HAIR!". i hid the camera and we both walked out. i called her a slut, but she didnt cry. the picture is actually a screen shot of kev's poop.

school

basic computers!!!!! live from shrewsbury elementary its me!!!!!! i'm in my basic computers class right now with dustin evans and jason r. jason is showimg me some cool sites to link onto my blog. here is a funny site that has funny videos and shit. here is a site that has cool games. and here is a site that has funny pictures. LOL LOL the one on the bottom right looks like jessie yessir! haha. if u dont know who she is go to wikipedia and type in ugly. haha ROFL!!
if you want some more laughs check out this picture of henry g's dad. hes like mexicann or something dumb. sometimes we go to taco bell and it tastes like shit!!!
mr. kortis is our teacher and he is ok, except he's ugly and probably never saw boobs. dustin tried to get a picture of him with a web cam, but like a faggit he blocked it. mr. kortis said he knows heather, probably cause he had sex with her!LOL kortis has a poop beard, we call him "kortis the tortis" cause it looks like a bunch of turtle heads poking out of his face! lol ROFL.
i hope tracy is not bitchzone tonight, cause kev is going to show me 2 girls 1 cup! haha. don't worry you assass, i heard about it!! i will update tonight about the video cause it is blocked at school by some dorkzoids!!! plus today we are having a FUCK CONTEST at lunch!! WHOOP! kevin thought of it.
we say FUCK louder and louder and if someone quits then everyone knows that they suck a dick. if you get caught by a teacher you are still sort of cool too. :) seacrest fucking out!