Tuesday, December 30, 2008

derrick sing

fans derrick is still dumb. he got kids bop 14 for chsimas and always wants to watch it downstairs. it is sooo stupid like him. its plays over and over and i get alot of rage about it. i had to make a site post about it.

once upon a time there was a stupid fucking baby named derrick. he lived in new jersey with his fag dad and bitchzone step-mom and dick toucher sister and his awesome and cool brother named J. derrick was born with a wierd head so he is dumb caus of that. he just sits in his chair and stares at stuff and he sometimes smiles at dumb stuff. he is soo dumb that he has to eat mashed food!! one day derrick got a dvd called kids bop 14 and he tried to sing the songs. he couldnt sing the songs caus he is a dumb fucker and he just made noices.
every person in the house was annoyed by kids bops and hated it but derrick loved it. one day the family was having a cool fire in the fireplace. then the doorbell rang and they went to see it. all of the suden the door was kicked down and vin diesel just started shooting everyone in the house. the dad got hit with a arrow in the eye and he fell into a pool of hungry bears that ate his whole head and then his arm and then he died. the stupid step mom try to drive away in her dumb car but she was so dumb that she forgot the car had 50 tigers in the back and they all scratched at her and then killed her. the daughter was even dumber caus she tried to jump out the window but vin diesel just laughed caus he put a special force field on the window and when she jumped in it time warped her to the sun. she thought she would be safe but that is how dumb she is caus her entire head caught on fire and burned and she died after maybe 1 hour. the only peeps alive were just kids. J and derrick were alive. vin diesel laughed and throwed a boomarang ninja sword at J but J was ready and he caught it with his bear hand. J was smiling and he told vin diesel that it was a good try. vin diesel then took out his gun but he only had one bullet and he was like i can kill you J or i can kill derrick and i will let you be the chooser caus you showed me that you are a good fighter and a cool kid. right then J smiled and jumped up and stole vin diesels gun. and before J even hit hte ground he shot derrick right in the shulder. his arm exploded and one of the tiny little chunks hit vin diesel in his eye. vin cried a little and was really suprised at J. then J snapped his fingers and the whole house blew up. vin was dead after a second and the whole house burneded. it seemed like J was dead. a firefighter who was named dan lifted up a peice of rock and found a note. it said
whoever reads this will be murdered!!!!!!!!!!
dan started to laugh and then the whole state exploded!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
J was laughing hard from his secret space ship above earth. and he was totally good caus the whole time he used a hallagram to pretend he was a regular kid. he was actually a robot kid.

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