Wednesday, December 31, 2008

fox news - adventures of J and kmac

J was happy he blew up new jersey and murdered vin diesel but a giant enemy was still on earth. ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J hated adults alot and he knew that he should probaly kill most of them or at least ground thme. he also knew that adults are strong and they most are not dumb. but J is not dumb either.
he flew down to the north pole and then blew his whisel and a pack of narwhals came swimming up to him. J opened up his wii watch and messaged kmacs mii to come help.
just then a big lightning bolt came and it was kmac. he flew there on a electric dick.
we have to make a stop at my home so come with me! j jumped on a narwal and then flew to florida. there were babes everywhere and kmac had a woody. so did j and most of the girls were coming to j but some came to kmac.
j and kmac were on the beach with babes and having beer and food and fun and they did have sex. not with each other! dickkkK! with babes! :) j and kmac were tired but they were ready and went to free all the kids. kmac was like 'which adult should we dick punch or kill?'
it was tough to kno caus there were alot of adults. j was smart and he knew they had to murder a newsman first caus adults watch news and kids dont. they got a knife and made a adult drive them to new york so they could stab a newsman. kmac was scacred a little but j was so ready. he listeneed to nickelback and fall out boy while the adult drove them.
after like 2 months they got to new york and kmac said thanks to the adult for driving them. his name was jim. but j didnt even care caus he whirled around and threw a turtle shell filled with TNT into jims mouth. jim exploded and the car and then jim was a dead man.
they went into fox news and were disguysed as adults. kmac was wearing a nice suit and j had on a beard with some dumb pants. and a shirt too. j was suprised caus the adults were dumb and let them right in to the news.
j was smart and he knew what adults had fear of. he went on the tv and said this stuff 'adults a crook is stealing all the kids and he already stole them and took them to spain. so u should leave the USA and go there and find ur kids. this is real!! and the devils are the best team!' the newsman knew it was fake but he couldnt stop j and j broke the camera before they could say it was a kid saying the news. kmac threw a flash bang gernade into the news room and everyone was blind like a bat.
that was what j and kmac needed and they ran out the news. when they got to the street it was dead quite. there were no adults! 'they must have left' says kmac. then all the sudden they here a big roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. and they see 40 milion kids on harley davisons flying down the street! WE ARE FREE!!! THE KIDS ARE GOING WILD! everyone is happy and doing cool stuff. 4 kids find a adult hiding in a mailbox and start to stab him with swords. then a strong kid picks the adult up and throws him into a toys r us. all the kids run into the store and start geting ps3 and gba and wii. NO ONE CAN STOP THE KIDS! all the kids are laughing and having a party.
then all the sudden a jet car with a chainsaw on it comes flying down the street and saws 80 kids in half and cuts like 12 kids into more than half. j and kmac see that it is there enemy and it is the worst adult ever! it is georgge bush!!!!! all the kids feel fear and go to hide in a fort that they made out of wood. j and kmac just stand and look at george bush. they will fight!

how to know if a kid is actualy a adult

many kids are cool and have cool websites. but some kids are fucks or woodys or sluts or EVEN ADULTS!!!!! not every kid is a adult but every adult is a dorkzoid or fuck. D.P. is alot of those. here are some that devin price is - dorkzoid, fuck, woody and a dick and fagget and a ADULT! i need to show you fans how to know if you see a adult or if u see a kid
1 adults are old and you need to look for a ugly face. but some kids are ugly (amy greir) so u have to look at other stuff. most kids look like kids.
2 adults have beards. most adults have them. alot of kids dont have a beard except on haloween sometimes.
3 scream FUCKKKKKK and if they yell at you then they are a adult. if it is a kid they will probaly scream FUCKKKK back.
4 adults useally drive cars or trucks. they can fly planes too. some kids can do this. kids dont need to drive caus they have bikes or they are not dumb and just have there parent drive.
5 ask them to play wii and if they say NO then they are a adult or a dumb fuck! griffin holloway. LOL
6 if they say yes to play wii then ask them what there mii looks like. if they kno what a mii is then they are probaly a kid
7 ask if they want some shock tarts. a adult will not know what it is and might think it is lighting.
8 if they have a kid then they are a adult but sometimes kids have kids like mark staier's sister who is kind of fat. LOL

most kids should kno these but some kids are dumb and some kids are actualy retarded and might not kno. the best thing is to just dont talk to adults or smile at them. the only way you should smile at an adult is if u just killed there girl or if you are about to blow up there kitchen.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

derrick sing

fans derrick is still dumb. he got kids bop 14 for chsimas and always wants to watch it downstairs. it is sooo stupid like him. its plays over and over and i get alot of rage about it. i had to make a site post about it.

once upon a time there was a stupid fucking baby named derrick. he lived in new jersey with his fag dad and bitchzone step-mom and dick toucher sister and his awesome and cool brother named J. derrick was born with a wierd head so he is dumb caus of that. he just sits in his chair and stares at stuff and he sometimes smiles at dumb stuff. he is soo dumb that he has to eat mashed food!! one day derrick got a dvd called kids bop 14 and he tried to sing the songs. he couldnt sing the songs caus he is a dumb fucker and he just made noices.
every person in the house was annoyed by kids bops and hated it but derrick loved it. one day the family was having a cool fire in the fireplace. then the doorbell rang and they went to see it. all of the suden the door was kicked down and vin diesel just started shooting everyone in the house. the dad got hit with a arrow in the eye and he fell into a pool of hungry bears that ate his whole head and then his arm and then he died. the stupid step mom try to drive away in her dumb car but she was so dumb that she forgot the car had 50 tigers in the back and they all scratched at her and then killed her. the daughter was even dumber caus she tried to jump out the window but vin diesel just laughed caus he put a special force field on the window and when she jumped in it time warped her to the sun. she thought she would be safe but that is how dumb she is caus her entire head caught on fire and burned and she died after maybe 1 hour. the only peeps alive were just kids. J and derrick were alive. vin diesel laughed and throwed a boomarang ninja sword at J but J was ready and he caught it with his bear hand. J was smiling and he told vin diesel that it was a good try. vin diesel then took out his gun but he only had one bullet and he was like i can kill you J or i can kill derrick and i will let you be the chooser caus you showed me that you are a good fighter and a cool kid. right then J smiled and jumped up and stole vin diesels gun. and before J even hit hte ground he shot derrick right in the shulder. his arm exploded and one of the tiny little chunks hit vin diesel in his eye. vin cried a little and was really suprised at J. then J snapped his fingers and the whole house blew up. vin was dead after a second and the whole house burneded. it seemed like J was dead. a firefighter who was named dan lifted up a peice of rock and found a note. it said
whoever reads this will be murdered!!!!!!!!!!
dan started to laugh and then the whole state exploded!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
J was laughing hard from his secret space ship above earth. and he was totally good caus the whole time he used a hallagram to pretend he was a regular kid. he was actually a robot kid.


if u are my friend then u know that my dad named peter and my step mom named tracey schleirn grounded since june. and u know that they are total dorkzoids! if u are a fan then u didnt know. but u probaly know that i was in bitchzone!!!! i mostly played SMSB and COD on my wii caus Tracey is a dick puncher and didnt let me go to KMACS.
kids shouldnt be grounded and i think it should be illegal to ground a kid. if a kid does something that is bad that kid should pick a bad thing to happen to him. kids should chose. and not a adult. i have a cool website with 1000000000000000 fans and then some adult and kid trader turn me in. the kid trader is devin price and he is not my friend. actualy i hate him. i wish i would get a ninja swoord for chrismas and then i would sell it to a gun man and get a cool gun. then i would take the gun and put a grenade on it and give it to devin. merry chrismas dick!
i wish that my dad was cool and work as a rocket gun maker. and he could give me some rocket guns. i would kid nap gorge bush and then make all the adults free there kids. i would let kids run around and never do homework.
if someone gives me a rocket gun here is what i would do
1 free all the kids
2 make candy free and pizza
3 free gum
4 everyone that is not a adult gets wii or if they want a ps3
5 adults can either act like a kid or if they dont they will get grounded and put in a jail
6 lit all the vegtables on fire
7 burn schools
8 free twix
9 kids can drink beer like me and sometimes they can drive cars. i will keep some adults that will fly a plane and work in the wii factory

Monday, December 29, 2008

hello dicksssssssssssssssssss

hey dicks! it is time! i am fianlly in my blog and writing a blog post. my friends know i was gone but my fans prob think i just was being a DICK! i wasnt being a dick!!!!! MY DAD AND TRACEY SCHLEIRN WERE BEING TOTAL DICKKKKSS!
but my blog is here and i am now allowed on my computer.
sorry i was gone so long and it took me alot of time to get a post to kmac so he could post it for me.

most of the past time i have been playing wii and sometimes just having mii chats with friends i didnt see alot. i wish i was the dad and my dad was a son that was mine. the first thing i would do is ground him for a 100 years. next i would either break up with or murder tracey schleirn. then i would send heather to a bitch scool in africa and i would make derrick my vice presadent. if i was my dad i would have his bank so i would have alot of money. i would get it all and then buy more wii games, a pool, a rocket car, 10 babes and 2 narwhals to put in my pool. i would drive my dad's car to his job and i would go to bussiness meetings and make everyone play wii instead. i would also pick up babes in my car and try to have fun with them or maybe have some sex togetther. this would be my life and i would be a cool dad and not a DICK FAG DICK PUNCHER GAY FUCK ASS DICK MONKEY TIT SHIT DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

jeff is coming cus its over now!!!!!!!!!!

jp notes for fans!!