derek jeter is not a dorkzoid!

hey fans i am not ending my blog! no adults can stop me and i am allouded to talk about anything in the world! even if dickkkkks try to stop me but they wont! fans u need to know that its not only the devs that i like but u know i like the yanks and i like derek jeter. if u are dumb u dont know that derek jeter plays short stop and he is nubmer 2 and he is white/black/taco bell. people at school who say i dont know him are dorkzoids. i dont know him like on wii or something but i met him at the grove mall after christmas and he signed a baseball for me. peter took me and i got his sign on the ball and he asked me how i am doing and i was gonna say something funny but i didnt think of a funny thing to say and then i just kind of made a noise. it was dumb but i still met him and he said something to me. most of you are too poor or dumb to met derek jeter. if i met him now i would be readyy to talk to him and make him laugh just like the fans on my site. i would like hey man i like ur balls or say something like hey david do u like my site? or i might ask him who are the dorkzoids on the team or maybe i would just tell him that i wish he fucked my mom to make me so i would have a cool dad and not a dumb dad that works at chase bank being a dick. plus i bet derek jeter wouldnt marry a mom who would dye when she birth a kid! last night me and kmac watched my #1 derek jeter and kmac loves arod but i think he is my #2. he hits good now but he has a taco bell name but looks like a michael jordan kind of guy. we didnt get to drink any beers last night because we were at my crib and not kmacs. kmacs dad will some times let us drink a beer when we watch sports with him. he is a mets fan. he says its what real guys will do and some day when i can i will prob drink 2 or 3 beers in one hour. i have been drunk prolly about 6 times but i only threw up 3 times. the most beers i drank ever were 2 beers in one night. i was sooooooooooo sick and really drunk and threw up in my room on the floor. everytime i get really drunk i always try to have sex but no girls are ever around and its just me and kmac. david wirght is a faget.

p.s. fans i dont know where tracey and my dad are but no peeps came home yet.............. i will prolly delete the blog when i hear them come home. thanks 4 the luv fans.

DEVIN AND CHEYRL PRICE!!!!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE ARE TOTAL DICKKKKKKKKS BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE JUST ASS SHIT BITCH FUCK DICK WOODY DORKZOIDS FUCK MONKEY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS! DEVIN PRICE IS THAT. AND SO IS HIS MOM NAMED CHEYRL. THESE PEEPS TOLD ON ME LIKE A LITTLE KID. DEVIN! U R THE SAME AGE AS ME AND IN MY CLASS! I DRINK BEER AND I AM A TEENEGER ALMOST!!! U SHOULD ACT LIKE ONE 2!!!!!!! U DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! THANKS TO U AND UR SLUT MOM CHEYRL FOR ENDING MY COOL WEBSITE!!! ALL MY FANS HAVE BEEN SENDING ME MESSAGES TODAY AND TELLING ME TO KEEP MY SITE BUT I PROLLY CANT CUZ UR MOM IS A SLUT AND U R A DORKZOID! U R A DICK DORKZOID!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WHEN MY WEBSITE HAS NO ADULTS BUT WHEN IT HAS ADULTS I HATE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR RIGHT NOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE A ADULT AND I WILL ALWAYS BE A KID OR A TEENAGER OR 21 AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!!! THE MOST AGE I WILL EVER BE IS 21!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR READDYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOO GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DICKKKKKKK PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DEVINNNNNNNNNNNN ANDDDDDD IFFFFFFFFFFFF URRRRRRRRR MOMMMMMMMMMMMM HASSSSSSSSSSSS AAA DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GETTTTTTTTTTTT PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL MY POSTS ARE JOKES!

hey fans and adults all my posts ever were jokes and they are not true. my family is really nice and everyone is loved by me. my house is cool and i don't hate my step-mom tracey at all she is really nice and just like my real mom who is dead.

FANS! HELP OUT!

i dont know if i should delete my site! some fans said i might be in for shit from my dickkkkkkkks! vote on my vote thing and help! i might be able to e-mail kmac my posts and he could add them to my site so my dick adults dddont know! y is a yes and n is a no.

dan -thanks for ur email but i dont know what to do!!!!!

ADULTS = DORKZOIDS/FUCKEERRS!

WHY DID GOD EVER EVEN MAKE ADULTS!??!?!? I DONT GET IT! HE SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE KIDS AND THEN STOPPED WITH THAT! THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!!! DICKZOIDS ALWAYS MESS UP MY STUFF WHEN I TRY TO START DOING GOOD. MY MOST HATED THING IS WHEN SOMEONE STOPS A KID FROM MAKING A GOOD WEBSITE BECAUSE IT TELLS THE TRUH ABOUT ADULTSS AND HOW FAT AND LAZY THEY ARE AND HOW THEY NEVER LET KIDS DO FUN STUFF OR PLAY WII BEFORE HOMEWORK IS DONE. MOST HOMEWORK IS NOT EVEN NEEDEED AND ALOT OF KIDS CAN JUST USE THEIR BRAIN ADN KNOW THE STUFF!!!!!!!! IF I HAD A JET I WOULD SELL IT AND BUY A ROCKET PACK AND THEN FLY TO CHINA WERE NO ADULTS LIVE AND I WOLD JUST LIVE THERE AND NEVER GET TOLD WHAT TO DO!! I HATE WHEN BITCHZONE IS AT MY HOUSE AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE TATETL TELLING ON ME! Cheryl Price AND DEVIN CAN SUCK MY WOODY AND IF I SEE DEVIN WALKING OR EVEN TALKING OR BREATHING NEAR MY ZONE I AM GOING TO SHOVE A SWORD RIGHT INTO HIS LITTLE STOMAG! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSS!

----- Forwarded Message ----

From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcscleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Pete <ppaswick@chasefinancial.com>
Cc: Jeffrey <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:58:42 AM
Subject: Fw:Re:Jeffrey

JEFFREY - You are not going anywhere tonight or for a long time. I read some of the entries that you have on there and I thought we agreed that you were to clear everything with your father and me? Some of the things you wrote were so hurtful. We will be having a talk tonight.

----- Reply ----

From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:34:33 AM
Subject: Re:Jeffrey

Cheryl,
Thank you for the e-mail I do appreciate it. I am so troubled by his actions lately, and its really tough when the other kids are doing so well. It looks like tonight will be a long night....
Thank you,
Tracey

----- Original Message ----

From: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
To: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:18:17 AM
Subject: Jeffrey

Hi Trace,
Last night I caught Devin reading some inappropriate material on the internet, and after looking more at the website, it seems like it was written by your son Jeffrey. The site is http://jeffreypaswick.blogspot.com/ and I am sure you are not aware of it, because there are entries as recent as three o'clock this morning. He seems pretty warped and I was absolutely shocked at what he has written. I'm sorry to be the bearer of this news, but I know that if it was Devin I would want to know.

Cheryl

emily osment

tonight i saw emily osment on the suite life of zack and cody and i got a woody. babes are cool and i mostly get a woody from them. tm i am making a top list of hot babes that i would have sex with or fuck FOR FREE!!!!!!

funny ass baby

here is a cool vid kmac found of a baby doing a monkey dance:



me and kmac wanna film some cool vids with derrick and we have tons of time to do it caus tracey and my dad are not home in the summer and heather watches us. but she just sluts 247 and we will film cool shit with derrick. kmac wants to try to make a bungey jump for derrick and throw him off our roof but we need to wait till tracey buys more lettece so we ahve enough rubber bands.

dickheads

antony s and christan dickhead are fucks!!!!!!!!!! if you are medal of honor inflitraton with someone u dont keep killing them on a spawn YOU DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!\! WHEN U ARE ON A SAME TEAM YOU TURN OFF A FRIENDLY FIRE WHEN U HOST AND U DONT THROW PINEAPPLE GERNADES INTO YOUR BASE!!!!!!!
CHRISTIAN - -- AS FOR U U ARE A FUCKING IDIOT AND I AM MOSTLY GLAD THAT YOUR GRANDMAM IS DEAD LIKE U ARE GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT DEATHMATCH! TAKE YOUR FAGET SPRINGFELD AND FIRE IT INTO YOUR DICK HOLE!
ANTHONY - EVEN THOGU H U DONT USUALLY LOOK LIKE IT U ARE LIKE A BLAKC NINJA IN THE PICTURE!! U LOOK LIKE GERARD KINNEY U FUCK DICK! IF YOU DICKS WANT TO SHOOT ME THEN THAT IS OK BUT WE NEED TO START A ROOM WITH A DEATHMATCH AND HAVE KMAC ON MY SIDE. AND WE ARE THE ALLIES! THIS TIME USE THE CITY MAP AND NOT THE PORT BASE U DORKZOID DICKS!!!!! christan - YOUR MII IS FUCKING GAY!

pica

one day a baby named patrick elias was born. he came out of his mom wearing some fast ice skates and he cut her open and she died then. patrick had his dad raise him and his dad was called penis elias. penis taught patrick elias everything he knew about being cool and sex. patrick elias liked having sex but he also liked to play hockey. so he most of the time played that. one day penis took him on a fish trip into the ocean and they were fishing for some sharks and cool stuff. penis caught a small motuh bass and was jumping around. patrick elias didnt catch anything and he was so fucking mad. he took out a harpon gun and shot penis right in the head. the arrow was poisionis to and penis died 2 days later. patrick elias wrapped penis in a devils blanket and dumped him inot the ocean. penis was dead. all the sudden a baby narwhal named pica floated up by patrick elias. pica asked patrick how old he was and some other shit. then they were friends and patrick elias rode a narwhal all the way to china. when he was there he taught all the china people to not play karate and to play hockey and to not have weird eyes but to have some normal eyes like humans. every china person loved patrick elias and pica and they all had sex together and everyone was smiling like the sun. then on a sad day pica got ated by a few bears that swam into the lagoon were pica was sleeping. patrick elias woke up late but he killed some bears but the bears ate picas brain first so he was dead. patrick elias was so sad that he took a gun and shot himself in the face. he died in 5 days.

heather lynn paswick

hi fans so i chose to right about heather for my site and talk about how she is a bitch slut. heather is my sister and is related to me but tracy schleirn is not her mom either. only derrick came out of her vagina my real good mom died when i was born. i dont remember her though. heather didnt kill her and she has brown hair but usually it looks ugly. she smokes too and she thinks she is hot. her boobs are ok and i saw them before caus she was having sex with eric tessler in my room. my dad killed him and we buried him at manson park under 2nd base, but jason r found him. LOL.
these are things that makes heather a slut and a bitch
1 she had sex with eric tessler in my room
2 she hates wii
3 she doesnt play video games
4 i saw her boobs but i didnt like them
5 she smokes
6 triffy told me that r.t. had sex with her too
7 she tells me i am a faget but i dont like dicks and she does
8 she is a faget
9 she waers slut cloths and shit
10 she should be a senoir
the best thing that makes her a bitch is a story from before. last year we went to my aunt joe annes in wickatunk and i was swimming with our cosusins but heather was not. she was just sitting by the pool in a black shirt and black pants. she was a goth kid then and tracey schleirn said jesus didnt love her. jesus loves her now cuz she doesnt put eye make up on her lips. she was just sitting on the side of the pool like a dorkzoid why i was swim around and playing. i told my uncle john that she was being a bitch faget and we should throw her in. so he ran up and pushd her into the pool. she was swearing at him and real loud and she was walking out of the pool. that is when i saw it and it was sick. there was sick red bleeding blood coming all out of her dick area/vagina. it was like all over the place and coming right at me. deardra is my cousin and she is 5 and she was in a little raft thing and was a dumb kid so she couldnt get away. she was all in blood and shit. heather was crying and i was so afrid of the blood and shit. the whole water was red and everyone in our family was laughing so hard. heather was going to kill herself and she said it. all these seagulls came to the pool and they dove in the blood and were like drinking it. eveyone was throwing up hard. i never saw heather have a period again in my whole life. my dad peter said she just had a cut on her leg. my dad is fucking liar!!!!!!!!!!!!! every 2 weeks a girls vagina will bleed and you can learn it in a health class or from a doctor. i am a kid but not a baby or a faget.

jason

one day a cool kid named jason was born. he was a cool kid and he was born with a full beard when he came out of his mom's vagina. when he was little all the kids were amezed by his cool beard and he just let it grow. kids would give him like some mony or maybe some skittles or cool candy and he would let them touch it. girls would love his beard and always wanna touch his dick. he was awesome. one day all the kids were old too and they had a beard like it. kids didnt think he was cool now and girls didnt touch his dick every second. jason was so fucking mad at the dorkzoids and he shaved his beard and all his head hair. he took all the hair and got some glue and glued it to his dick. this gave him a fur dick. the next day he went to mcdonlds were he was a boss and took his pants off and everyone looked at his fur dick. kids liked him and girls were trying to touch it to see what was up with it. he was smilng and everyone was clapping about it. after that no one tried to beat him at hair stuff or wii games.

chocolate penut butter pops

my step mom tracey schleirn is proly the most bitch girl ever but today she is only a slut. she bought some chocolate penut butter pops for me and i had them for brekfast. they are so taste good. i ate em before school and then i am eating some right now. peter isnt home yet so i put some hersheys on them too with no milk to add some good taste to them. i am eating them.
i hate when adults buy dumb cereal that is good for kids. they just dont think about it. kids are only kids for a little bit and adutls should let us just be kids. they are lucky we are around. some kids are soo dumb and fall into pools and cant swim. dorkzoids! then they try to breathe under the water and die like a piece of shit. and some other ass heads get hit by cars since there parents bought a house close to a street. other kids get killed by like a animal when it attacks them like if a tiger would just rip a kid's dick off or if a little kid fell into a great white shark cage. LOL. what dumb people. i bet there parents wish they would have just let them be kids and eat cool cerels and candy and all kinds of good candy bars and shock tarts.

fan talk

here are some fan messages from yesterday

Anonymous said...

aiden daniels needs his pubes dipped in gasoline and set on fire. what a raging homo

June 17, 2008 6:15 PM

KMAC said...

AIDEN IS A FAG FOR SURE AND HE NEEDS TO GET IN A FIGHT WITH US! KMAC AND JPAS! 11 + 22 !

June 18, 2008 9:50 AM

who the person that sent the first comment is is a funny kid. prolly u though KMAC.
22+11!

and there are ones from before too.......................

Dan said...

congrats on your blogger award from we bleed teal!

June 13, 2008 5:21 PM

Dan - i dont know what u mean but thanks for ur fan talk message to me. i like my fans and peopl to see my site. but not adults!

aiden daniels

u guys know aiden needs to get dick punched. i hate when kids tell on kids. most kids know that parents are the bad guys and that kids should help kids. aiden daniels is not a kid. he is a faget. most of all the kids iin school know it cuz everyone saw it today.
i was in the bathrrom and kev too for lunch. i had to piss so i took open my pants and just started. then kev was pissing by me in the toilet and i was standing outside in the urenal. then i see some yellow pee coming at my shoe like a river. HA. kev was peeing on the floor and was luaghing like jason when mrs. bedoix caught him last friday. but kevs pee was going everywhere so i started to pee on hte wall to join into the time. my pee was going right down the wall and on hte floor. then i knew how cool it would be to do a sink piss. so i kind of slide over to the sink and started to finish my pee in it. then aiden daniels comes into the bathrrom looking like a gay kid with a gay face and dumb brown shorts on. he sees all the pee through his gay glasses and just yells for mr. neemer who is at lunch period today. aiden didnt even ask us if we did he just saw pee and kev and then me standing at the sink with my shorts down. what a faget. so then neemer is all mad and was in bitchzone. i didnt even hear it though cuz i just thought about how many times i will kill aiden for being sooooo gay. i hope aidens dad gets shot by a rocket and then aiden go to the hospital and visits him and then the whole hospital turns into a giant lion and murders his dad. then aiden is crying and then a fat man just laughs and then bites off aidens head and eats it whole. that is what i want. its the last week of school and aiden is doing this stuff to us. kevs parents are mad and my dad and tracey schleirn are in total bitchzone. if my wii is taken away for the summer then aiden daniels is gonna get his whole dick punched and his soul will be fed to a bobcat. i am so sick of tattlers and dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up bitch!!!

tracey schleirn is my step mom but she is more like a step bitch that you wish would fall off a tall cliff. LOL tonight she was yelling at me cuz i didnt feel like taking a bath! its not a big deal if i dont take one every second! people dont need to take a bath every single day!! i took one on monday night and then went to school and didnt even move around or play outside. i didnt have gym or anything! my most hated thing in the world is when you take a bath and dont do anything and then people will tell you to take one the next day or the day after!!! i hate when people do that! i also hate when people always ask me about how i am doing. like my aunts and stuff will ask how my school is and how i am doing. IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MY SCHOOL IS CALL MY PRINCIPLE AND ASK HIM YOURSEFL BITCH! AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I AM DOING DONT ASK ME JUST LOOK AT ME AND THEN TRY TO THINK HOW I AM DOING! people just need to know that baths are not that important and you shouldnt make someone take a bath. its like being a slave. its like the civil war wen black people were made to work in coal mines and stuff and abraham lincholn made them work in fields and whipped them. that is what having someone tell u to take a bath is like! so if u are reading this and someone tells u to take a bath u should tell them this - ur not even my real mom and i didnt even have gym today so suck an egg!