Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Michael Phelps Story

i had to write a story about michael phelps and compare him to something for english. the paper is due to turn in on friday. fans! leave some help!


Anonymous said...

Incorporate more violence into the paper and hand it in as is.

Teddy Ruxpin said...

Did you know Phelps uses his Rosetta Stone language software to speak the language of narwhals?

Anonymous said...

dude, comparing them doesnt mean you just have to say how they are alike. you can compare their differences. Like michael phelps gets drunk as fuck and drives:


and narwhals don't.

Anonymous said...

JP, please post up your final draft when the masterpiece is complete.

H.R. Puff N Stuff said...

Narwhals are very vocal creatures. As is Phelps, he spokesperson for many products; Rosetta Stone, Guitar Hero, Speedo.

Narwhals are very social creatures. Phelps has been romantically linked to Carrie Underwood, Nichole Johson (2007 Miss California USA runner-up) and supermodel Lily Donaldson.

The most noticeable trait about a narwhal is its long tusk. The most obvious thing about Phelps is the gold medals. The tooth is about 8 feet long. Phelps won 8 gold medals!!

Bob Lablaw said...

"michael phelps is the ron jeremy of swimming."