derek jeter is not a dorkzoid!

hey fans i am not ending my blog! no adults can stop me and i am allouded to talk about anything in the world! even if dickkkkks try to stop me but they wont! fans u need to know that its not only the devs that i like but u know i like the yanks and i like derek jeter. if u are dumb u dont know that derek jeter plays short stop and he is nubmer 2 and he is white/black/taco bell. people at school who say i dont know him are dorkzoids. i dont know him like on wii or something but i met him at the grove mall after christmas and he signed a baseball for me. peter took me and i got his sign on the ball and he asked me how i am doing and i was gonna say something funny but i didnt think of a funny thing to say and then i just kind of made a noise. it was dumb but i still met him and he said something to me. most of you are too poor or dumb to met derek jeter. if i met him now i would be readyy to talk to him and make him laugh just like the fans on my site. i would like hey man i like ur balls or say something like hey david do u like my site? or i might ask him who are the dorkzoids on the team or maybe i would just tell him that i wish he fucked my mom to make me so i would have a cool dad and not a dumb dad that works at chase bank being a dick. plus i bet derek jeter wouldnt marry a mom who would dye when she birth a kid! last night me and kmac watched my #1 derek jeter and kmac loves arod but i think he is my #2. he hits good now but he has a taco bell name but looks like a michael jordan kind of guy. we didnt get to drink any beers last night because we were at my crib and not kmacs. kmacs dad will some times let us drink a beer when we watch sports with him. he is a mets fan. he says its what real guys will do and some day when i can i will prob drink 2 or 3 beers in one hour. i have been drunk prolly about 6 times but i only threw up 3 times. the most beers i drank ever were 2 beers in one night. i was sooooooooooo sick and really drunk and threw up in my room on the floor. everytime i get really drunk i always try to have sex but no girls are ever around and its just me and kmac. david wirght is a faget.

p.s. fans i dont know where tracey and my dad are but no peeps came home yet.............. i will prolly delete the blog when i hear them come home. thanks 4 the luv fans.

DEVIN AND CHEYRL PRICE!!!!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE ARE TOTAL DICKKKKKKKKS BUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE JUST ASS SHIT BITCH FUCK DICK WOODY DORKZOIDS FUCK MONKEY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS! DEVIN PRICE IS THAT. AND SO IS HIS MOM NAMED CHEYRL. THESE PEEPS TOLD ON ME LIKE A LITTLE KID. DEVIN! U R THE SAME AGE AS ME AND IN MY CLASS! I DRINK BEER AND I AM A TEENEGER ALMOST!!! U SHOULD ACT LIKE ONE 2!!!!!!! U DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! THANKS TO U AND UR SLUT MOM CHEYRL FOR ENDING MY COOL WEBSITE!!! ALL MY FANS HAVE BEEN SENDING ME MESSAGES TODAY AND TELLING ME TO KEEP MY SITE BUT I PROLLY CANT CUZ UR MOM IS A SLUT AND U R A DORKZOID! U R A DICK DORKZOID!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WHEN MY WEBSITE HAS NO ADULTS BUT WHEN IT HAS ADULTS I HATE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR RIGHT NOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE A ADULT AND I WILL ALWAYS BE A KID OR A TEENAGER OR 21 AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!!! THE MOST AGE I WILL EVER BE IS 21!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR READDYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOO GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DICKKKKKKK PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DEVINNNNNNNNNNNN ANDDDDDD IFFFFFFFFFFFF URRRRRRRRR MOMMMMMMMMMMMM HASSSSSSSSSSSS AAA DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GETTTTTTTTTTTT PUNCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL MY POSTS ARE JOKES!

hey fans and adults all my posts ever were jokes and they are not true. my family is really nice and everyone is loved by me. my house is cool and i don't hate my step-mom tracey at all she is really nice and just like my real mom who is dead.

FANS! HELP OUT!

i dont know if i should delete my site! some fans said i might be in for shit from my dickkkkkkkks! vote on my vote thing and help! i might be able to e-mail kmac my posts and he could add them to my site so my dick adults dddont know! y is a yes and n is a no.

dan -thanks for ur email but i dont know what to do!!!!!

ADULTS = DORKZOIDS/FUCKEERRS!

WHY DID GOD EVER EVEN MAKE ADULTS!??!?!? I DONT GET IT! HE SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE KIDS AND THEN STOPPED WITH THAT! THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!!! DICKZOIDS ALWAYS MESS UP MY STUFF WHEN I TRY TO START DOING GOOD. MY MOST HATED THING IS WHEN SOMEONE STOPS A KID FROM MAKING A GOOD WEBSITE BECAUSE IT TELLS THE TRUH ABOUT ADULTSS AND HOW FAT AND LAZY THEY ARE AND HOW THEY NEVER LET KIDS DO FUN STUFF OR PLAY WII BEFORE HOMEWORK IS DONE. MOST HOMEWORK IS NOT EVEN NEEDEED AND ALOT OF KIDS CAN JUST USE THEIR BRAIN ADN KNOW THE STUFF!!!!!!!! IF I HAD A JET I WOULD SELL IT AND BUY A ROCKET PACK AND THEN FLY TO CHINA WERE NO ADULTS LIVE AND I WOLD JUST LIVE THERE AND NEVER GET TOLD WHAT TO DO!! I HATE WHEN BITCHZONE IS AT MY HOUSE AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE TATETL TELLING ON ME! Cheryl Price AND DEVIN CAN SUCK MY WOODY AND IF I SEE DEVIN WALKING OR EVEN TALKING OR BREATHING NEAR MY ZONE I AM GOING TO SHOVE A SWORD RIGHT INTO HIS LITTLE STOMAG! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSS!

----- Forwarded Message ----

From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcscleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Pete <ppaswick@chasefinancial.com>
Cc: Jeffrey <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:58:42 AM
Subject: Fw:Re:Jeffrey

JEFFREY - You are not going anywhere tonight or for a long time. I read some of the entries that you have on there and I thought we agreed that you were to clear everything with your father and me? Some of the things you wrote were so hurtful. We will be having a talk tonight.

----- Reply ----

From: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
To: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:34:33 AM
Subject: Re:Jeffrey

Cheryl,
Thank you for the e-mail I do appreciate it. I am so troubled by his actions lately, and its really tough when the other kids are doing so well. It looks like tonight will be a long night....
Thank you,
Tracey

----- Original Message ----

From: Cheryl Price <clprice@verizon.net>
To: Tracey Schleirn-Paswick <tcschleirn@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:18:17 AM
Subject: Jeffrey

Hi Trace,
Last night I caught Devin reading some inappropriate material on the internet, and after looking more at the website, it seems like it was written by your son Jeffrey. The site is http://jeffreypaswick.blogspot.com/ and I am sure you are not aware of it, because there are entries as recent as three o'clock this morning. He seems pretty warped and I was absolutely shocked at what he has written. I'm sorry to be the bearer of this news, but I know that if it was Devin I would want to know.

Cheryl

emily osment

tonight i saw emily osment on the suite life of zack and cody and i got a woody. babes are cool and i mostly get a woody from them. tm i am making a top list of hot babes that i would have sex with or fuck FOR FREE!!!!!!

funny ass baby

here is a cool vid kmac found of a baby doing a monkey dance:



me and kmac wanna film some cool vids with derrick and we have tons of time to do it caus tracey and my dad are not home in the summer and heather watches us. but she just sluts 247 and we will film cool shit with derrick. kmac wants to try to make a bungey jump for derrick and throw him off our roof but we need to wait till tracey buys more lettece so we ahve enough rubber bands.