MELTING POT

it is a friday and i should be so happy but i feel like i am a total dickkkkkkk with his dick on fire! a fire dick!!!! it is caus it is tracy schleirns birthday today and she is turning 400 years old!!!! she looks like a old bitch and she acts like a total bitch. caus she is in bitchzone 24/7!!!!! my dad peter said right when i get home that we are going to the melting pot restarant and i totally hate the place! it is packed with tons of adults and they sit and eat gay cheese like a total fagot!!!!!!! derrick is not even coming caus he is so far from a adult and i wish that my dad knew that i am a kid and will never be a adult. caus i dont wanna go either. kev i will call when it is done. the food is not even food! they have no chicken fingers! no burger! no fries!!!!! it is dick ass bitch shit cheese! and dumb fondew!!!! here is a exact story of what will happen!

DAD: ok kids it is moms birthday and she can get what she wants.
BITCH HEATHER: she isnt our real mom
ME :) : u are right but u are a slut dick toucher!
TRACEY BITCH: GIVE ME EVERYTHING IN THE OVEN! I AM SOOO FAT AND SOOO BITCHZONE THAT I WANNA EAT THE WHOLE PLACE!!!!!!!!!

that is when i will say "night cover" and i will cloak myself.
DAD: where is jeffrey!?
my dad does not know but i just took a jar of acid and poured it into his fondue. then i blew a whistle that only dogs can hear. and some lambs. my dad takes a big bite of a fondue and he bursts on fire!!!!! and heather is screaming. tracey schleirn is just eating like a little piglet. and she uses the fire to cook a cheese piece! WHAT A BITCH!!!!! that is when the dogs get there and so do some lambs. the dogs start to bite all the adults and tracey's head is bitten off by a dog with a human head that is from a black person! heather is escaping cuz she is kind of like a kid and the dogs dont pick up her smell. then all the sudden 50 lambs bite off her mouth and chew on her face!!!!!
after it is done then i blow the whistle again and the lead lamb with a saddle comes to me and i ride on him to wendys and everyhone aat the place is my friend and they all like me. u proly think that a lamb has a worse smell than a dog so they couldnt know they heather was a kid. but u are wrong and a dickkkkkkk! caus these lambs were robot lambs and could smell and frozen peice of shit from 9 gazillion miles!! and were made to kill kids that are almost adults caus they touch dicks.
then the cops get to the melting pot and they dont see anyone there.
WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS??? says a dumb cop named roger.
MAYBE THEY WENT TO WATCH A RATED R MOVIE says a dumb cop who is named don.
all of the sudden a million rabbits fly into the restarant and keep punching the cops right in the dickkkk.
OUCH! MY DICK IS HURTING SO BADLY! says don.
there dicks get soo sore and then they get huge and explode!!!!!!! DICK JUICE IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! then it is quite and no sound. no more cops and no more adults. all the kids can be safe and come out. i am smiling like the sun and kmac hooks up a wii for some sad kids to play. the next day i get picked to be president of the world. i make a rocket and put all the adults in it and luanch it at the moon!!! it explodes and all the adults die. then i make the river made of chocolate and i also make a slide that goes from new york to the moon so a kid can have fun and look at some dead adults. all the kids like me and even some babes have a sex with me some times. :) THE END

magic franky

one day on a full moon a magic narcat named franky was born in a manger. franky was a super animal caus he was the best combination. he was a narcat. that means he is my favorite animal and kmacs favorit one. his mom was a narwhal and his dad was a full grown bobcat. his mom was named mary and his dad was named walter. when he was a little narcat walter taught him to groom his fur and run very fast and also how to murder sharks or other evil predetors so he could eat them. his mom taught him how to cook the dead stuff and how to clean up when he got done murdering and eating them.
one day franky took his mom to the vagina doctor cause her vagina hole was hurting. it was from a accident with a fire hose. the doctor was a man and his parents named him doctor vagina. doctor vagina looked at her vagina and was totally scared!!! she had a disease and she was going to die in 3 minutes. franky was crying but his mom said it was OK and dont cry. then 3 minutes was up but she didnt die!! franky was happy but doctor still said she was going to die so soon. franky was angry and murdered the doctor and his hole family but teh cops couldnt find out it was him caus he wore batting gloves to kill the family.
his mom was driving him home and all of the sudden her vagina caught on fire and she burned to her death. and then the car flew off the road and ran over a bobcat. franky was crying and thought the bobcat was his dad named walter. it was a bobcat and his dad named walter. his head was cut off and he could barely talk.
franky was crying but his dad said to be happy and he said he loved him. and right before he exploded he told franky how to get a boner. the next day every girl in the whole town had a birth of a baby and all them were named harrison. every baby was a boy and named harrison. franky was smiling the whole time.

ANONYMOUS

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, you are a little moron, aren't you?

February 4, 2009 4:47 PM

JESUS, YOU ARE A BIG DICKKKKKKKKK, AREN'T YOU?! ADULT!!!

Patch Adams said...

handicapped people FUCKIN SUCKKK. apparently so does 'anonymous' what a little jizz stain

February 4, 2009 9:48 PM

PATCH THANKS FOR UR HELP! YOU ARE A GOOD FAN! :)

JASON FERRIS = LAZY DICK!!!!!!!!

kmac u never should have won today you dorkzoid!!!!!!!!!! jason ferris is such a dick fucker and he is why we lost to you!!! this kid is soooooooo bad at basketball!!!! mrs. chervnek gets mad if you dont pass it to all the kids and even if a kid is a slow dick fuck! most kids can catch a ball and make some shots but jason ferris is such a fuck!!!! ALL HE DOES IS SIT AROUND LIKE A FUCK!! he cant even reach the hoop on a shot AND HE CANT EVEN CATCH A PASS MOST OF THE TIME CAUS IT HITS THE METAL ON HIS WHEELCHAIR!!!!! MOST KIDS COULD USE SOME CROTTCHES OR SOMETHING TO MOVE AROUND BUT HE CANT CAUS HE HAS A DISESASE OR SOMETHING. HE WILL NEVER BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL CAUS HE'LL PROBLY ALWAYS BE SICK AND NOT EVEN BE ALIVE FOR ENOUGH TIME TO LEARN TO BE OK AT IT.
i think a presedent should make a rule that kids need to be able to shoot and catch a basketball or else they dont have to be passed to. and he should also have to wear his gym shorts and shirt!!!!! if i forget my stuff then i loss points caus chervnek is a DICK TOUCHER!!!!!!! jason dick wheel chair fuck gets to wear his jeans and dumb button shirt every time!!!!! WHAT A DICK!!!!!!!! IT ISNT FAIR THAT HE HAS A WHEELCHAIR AND CAN GET OUT OF GYM CLOTHES AND ALSO NOT HAVE TO RUN THE MILE!!!!!

TONIGHT

KMACS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I AM PROBALY TAKING MY WII AND SOME OF MY GAMES AND MAYBE 2 NUNCHUCKS. BILL COME!!!!!!. WE ARE GONNA GET FEDDERICOS AND WATCH DEVS WITH KMACS DAD. I HOPE MAYBE THAT HE GIVES ME SOME BEERS AND MAYBE WE CAN GET WILD. THE DEVS ARE PLAYNG THE GAY GAY PENGIUNS AND WE ARE GONNA DICK PUNCH SIDENY CROSBEY LIKE A TOTAL DORKZOID! MOST KIDS ARE SACRED OF A BEER BUT I AM ALWAYS READY TO DRINK ONE IF A ADULT IS SO DUMB TO GIVE ME ONE. KMACS DAD IS ALWAYS GIVIN A BEER TO TRY TO US. MY BROTHER ALEX ALWAYS TELLS ME THAT BEER IS SO GOOD BUT I AM TOO DUMB TO KNOW. BUT I THINK I KNOW AND HE ALWAYS HAS BABES SO MAYBE SOME BABES WILL COME TO ME IF I GET SOME BEER WHEN I AM OLDER. BUT STILL NOT A ADULT! THE ONLY THING I HOPE IS THAT FAT BILL DOESNT EAT ALL THE FEDERICOS AND IF HE DOES THEN WE WILL MAKE HIM PLAY WII FIT UNTIL HE LOSES 100 POUNDS OR IF HE FALLS OVER AND DIES CUZ HE IS FAT. HE WOULD TURN INTO A GHOST AND HANT KEVS HOUSE BUT PROB JUST EAT ALL THE FOOD!!!

MS. TOLLER = BITCHZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE ARE THINGS THAT I HATE!!!!!!! AND MY FANS KNOW THAT IT IS MOSTLY ADULTS!!!!!! BUT MY FANS DONT KNOW THAT I ALSO HATE TEACHERS!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE DICKS!!!!! AND BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! AND DICK BITCH FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICKKKKKKKKKKKS!!!!
GO PROOF READ YOUR OWN DICK!! MRS. TOLLER IS A BITCH FROM BITCHZONE CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIFERENT KIDS WRITE DIFFERENT STORIES IN DIFERNET WAYS!!!!!!! NOT ALL KIDS ARE CRAZY AWSEOME WRITERS!!!!!! SOME KIDS ARE JUST NOT GOOD AT A WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEY ARE GOOD AT OTHER STUFF! MAYBE THEY ARE GOOD AT GAMING OR CAN MAKE A AWESOME WEBSITE WITH TONS OF FANS OR THROW A BASEBALL 100 MILES OR EVEN BURN DOWN A WHOLE TOWN!!!!! YOU DONT NEED TO WRITE TO HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!! AT BURGER KING YOU PUSH BUTTONS AND MAKE FRIES! AND IF U PLAY BASBEALL YOU JUST NEED TO THROW AND HIT!!!!! I AM NEVER WRITING ANOTHER DUMB COMPARE PAPER AGAIn! I WILL BE A BASBALL PLAYER AND NEVER HAVE TO WRITE!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Michael Phelps story

FANS, HERE IS MY DONE PAPER! THANKS! DICKSKKKKKKKKKKKKKS LOL

Jeffrey Paswick
Mrs. Toller
English 7
January 30, 2009

Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps is a world famous swimmer from Maryland and he is 23 years old. He was born in Baltimore and weighs 200lbs. He is most like a narwhal because narwhals are fast and so is Michael Phelps. In my story I will tell you about how Michael Phelps is like a narwhal and why.
Michael Phelps was born on June 30, 1985 in Baltimore, Maryland (Wikipedia). He is 6’4 feet tall and is 200 lbs. But he wasn’t that big when he was born. He is kind of like a narwhal because of that. Because narwhals are small when they are babies and then they grow big. Michael Phelps was about 2 foot tall and weighed like 30 lbs when he was born. When a narwhal is born it is 5 feet and is 175lbs (Enchanted Learning). That means that Michael Phelps is like a narwhal but not height wise and not when a narwhal is a adult.
Michael Phelps is a really good swimmer. He won swimmer of the year award 2006-2008 (Wikipedia). He can swim fast and so can a narwhal. They both like water a lot. But actually a narwhal is faster and a narwhal lives in the water. Michael Phelps lives in a house like a human. A narwhal can breathe underwater for 7 to 20 minutes (Enchanted Learning). Michael Phelps can breathe underwater for maybe 2 minutes and if he tried for 7 he would probably die because it has feelings and can be mad. When a narwhal is threatened it will ram its tusk into an other fish or a hunter/evil thing. Michael Phelps would need a sword , gun or a sharp knife to kill someone or another animal.
Michael Phelps also went to the University of Michigan for school and he even was in the Olympics in 2004 and 2008. He won eight gold medals in it. He was a college kid in Michigan and he learned about how to swim and read (Wikipedia). A narwhal cannot go to the University of Michigan because it doesn’t have ocean access. It has a big lake, but narwhals can’t read books and they can’t even fit into a classroom. Plus they would die from not being in the water.
Narwhals are very vocal creatures. As is Phelps, he spokesperson for many products; Rosetta Stone, Guitar Hero, Speedo. Narwhals are very social creatures. Phelps has been romantically linked to Carrie Underwood, Nichole Johson (2007 Miss California USA runner-up) and supermodel Lily Donaldson. The most noticeable trait about a narwhal is its long tusk. The most obvious thing about Phelps is the gold medals. The tooth is about 8 feet long. Phelps won 8 gold medals! Michael Phelps is sometimes bad and drinks beer. And then even some other times he will drink a beer and drive a car. A narwhal lives in the ocean so it can’t drive and it only will drink water (Hancock). A narwhal never drove a car and drank some beer.
There are a lot of good comparisons on Michael Phelps. In conclusion, Michael Phelps is really good and he is most like a narwhal more than anything else.

Bibliography
“Michael Phelps”. Wikipedia.com. 26 Jan 2009.
“Narwhal”. http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/whales/species/Narwhal.shtml. 26 Jan 2009.
David Hancock. “Olympic Champ Sentenced For DUI“.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/08/national/main654380.shtml. 26 Jan 2009.