dude, comparing them doesnt mean you just have to say how they are alike. you can compare their differences. Like michael phelps gets drunk as fuck and drives:
Narwhals are very vocal creatures. As is Phelps, he spokesperson for many products; Rosetta Stone, Guitar Hero, Speedo.
Narwhals are very social creatures. Phelps has been romantically linked to Carrie Underwood, Nichole Johson (2007 Miss California USA runner-up) and supermodel Lily Donaldson.
The most noticeable trait about a narwhal is its long tusk. The most obvious thing about Phelps is the gold medals. The tooth is about 8 feet long. Phelps won 8 gold medals!!
Incorporate more violence into the paper and hand it in as is.
ReplyDeleteDid you know Phelps uses his Rosetta Stone language software to speak the language of narwhals?
ReplyDeletedude, comparing them doesnt mean you just have to say how they are alike. you can compare their differences. Like michael phelps gets drunk as fuck and drives:
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and narwhals don't.
JP, please post up your final draft when the masterpiece is complete.
ReplyDeleteNarwhals are very vocal creatures. As is Phelps, he spokesperson for many products; Rosetta Stone, Guitar Hero, Speedo.
ReplyDeleteNarwhals are very social creatures. Phelps has been romantically linked to Carrie Underwood, Nichole Johson (2007 Miss California USA runner-up) and supermodel Lily Donaldson.
The most noticeable trait about a narwhal is its long tusk. The most obvious thing about Phelps is the gold medals. The tooth is about 8 feet long. Phelps won 8 gold medals!!
"michael phelps is the ron jeremy of swimming."
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