i had to write a story about michael phelps and compare him to something for english. the paper is due to turn in on friday. fans! leave some help!
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- Jeffrey Paswick
- i'm 12 yrs old and live on 21 adams way shrewsbury, nj in a duplex. i live in a duplex with my dad peter and my stepmom tracy schleirn. tracy schleirn is a lady my dad married after my real mom died while she gave birth to me. her name was lisa. i always thought i killed her cuz i have a big head but my dad said that jesus killed her. there are 3 other kids in my family. my brother alex is 24 and he lives in matawan new jersy. my sister is named heather and she is 18 she lives at home. there is also another boy in my family. his name is derrick and my dad didnt help to make him. he is tracy schleirn's kid and he is only 2 years old. i also HATEEE adults!!!!!!!!!
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Incorporate more violence into the paper and hand it in as is.
Did you know Phelps uses his Rosetta Stone language software to speak the language of narwhals?
dude, comparing them doesnt mean you just have to say how they are alike. you can compare their differences. Like michael phelps gets drunk as fuck and drives:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/08/national/main654380.shtml
and narwhals don't.
JP, please post up your final draft when the masterpiece is complete.
Narwhals are very vocal creatures. As is Phelps, he spokesperson for many products; Rosetta Stone, Guitar Hero, Speedo.
Narwhals are very social creatures. Phelps has been romantically linked to Carrie Underwood, Nichole Johson (2007 Miss California USA runner-up) and supermodel Lily Donaldson.
The most noticeable trait about a narwhal is its long tusk. The most obvious thing about Phelps is the gold medals. The tooth is about 8 feet long. Phelps won 8 gold medals!!
"michael phelps is the ron jeremy of swimming."
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