JAGR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No.	Player	Pos	Ht	Wt	DOB	Birthplace
16	Avery, Sean I HATE YOU MOST OF EVERY RANGER! GET UR STICK OUT OF MARTIN'S FACE AND DONT BE A DICK AND KEEP TOUCHING SOMEONES DICKS THAT IS A MAN!	LW	5-9	195	4/10/80	Pickering, ON
55	Backman, Christian DUMB NAME GIRL!	D	6-4	198	4/28/80	Alingsas, Sweden
15	Betts, Blair I HATE THAT U ARE IN USA	C	6-3	210	2/16/80	Edmonton, AB
24	Callahan, Ryan A BUS HITS UU	RW	5-11	185	3/21/85	Rochester, NY
10	Dawes, Nigel DUMB NAME	LW	5-8	190	2/9/85	Winnipeg, MB
23	Drury, Chris U ARE THE WORST DICK EVER	C	5-10	200	8/20/76	Trumbull, CT
17	Dubinsky, Brandon BRANDON DUMBINSKY! REATARD FAGOT	C	6-1	210	4/29/86	Anchorage, AK
5	Girardi, Daniel DANIEL SLEEPS IN LION DEN GET EATEN BY A SHARK U DICK	D	6-2	200	4/29/84	Welland, ON
19	Gomez, Scott U WERE A DEVIL BUT I HOPE U ARE DEAD NOW	C	5-11	200	12/23/79	Anchorage, AK
44	Hollweg, Ryan DICK!!!!!!!!!	LW	5-11	210	4/23/83	Downey, CA
68	Jagr, Jaromir I HATE U 2 MOST ON THE TEAM AND U ARE GONING TO GET DICK PUNCHED!	RW	6-3	245	2/15/72	Kladno, Czechoslovakia
30	Lundqvist, Henrik U ARE A GIRL!	G	6-1	195	3/2/82	Are, Sweden
8	Malik, Marek DUMB NAME AND PROLY SHOULD BE DEAD	D	6-6	240	6/24/75	Ostrava, Czechoslovakia
27	Mara, Paul DICK PUNCH!	D	6-4	219	9/7/79	Ridgewood, NJ
28	Orr, Colton GO SLEEP ON A TRAIN TRACK FOR A DAY	RW	6-3	220	3/3/82	Winnipeg, MB
25	Prucha, Petr PUT YOUR HEAD IN FRONT OF A CANON SHOT!	LW	6-0	175	9/14/82	Chrudim, Czechoslovakia
3	Rozsival, Michal ASS MONKEY DICK!	D	6-2	210	9/3/78	Vlasim, Czechoslovakia
14	Shanahan, Brendan U HAVE A OLD DICK!	LW	6-3	215	1/23/69	Mimico, ON
20	Sjostrom, Fredrik KEV IS GONNA MOE UR FACE WITH A LAWN MOER	RW	6-1	217	5/6/83	Fargelanda, Sweden
18	Staal, Marc UR BORTHERS ARE BETTER THAN U!	D	6-4	204	1/13/87	Thunder Bay, ON
82	Straka, Martin COOL NAME BUT DUMB BODY AND U NEED TO GET SHOT TO MARS ON A ROCKEYT!	LW	5-9	180	9/3/72	Plzen, Czechoslovakia
34	Strudwick, Jason FREEZ TO DEATH IN A FREEZER!	D	6-3	225	7/17/75	Edmonton, AB
51	Tyutin, Fedor JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING DICK MONKEY!	D	6-3	210	7/19/83	Izhevsk, USSR
40	Valiquette, Stephen TRY TO FIGHT A TIGER WITH UR HEAD! U FAGOT!	G	6-6	220	8/20/77	Etobicoke, ON

RANGERS SUCK! AND WILL LOSE THE NEXT GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!