Thursday, April 24, 2008

the adventurs of harry

this is a fake story i made up for english. but i added some cool stuff to it to make it good for the site.

harry brodeur was a magic man and he lived in a small house that did not evn have a door. he was so poor and did not have any vidoe games or a wii. and he had no food. this is why he worked on a farm were he grew candy for all the kids. he grew a tree that made skittles and he would ate them.
one day harry met a man named jack black and this guy was nice. jack would always be fun and he even had a cool gun. harry and jack would walk around the farm and shoot at stuff. if a animal would come to the farm and try to eat there starburst bush jack would just shoot it with his gun. sometimes parents would break into the farm and jack would shoot them too. this is what police came for cuz people were missing from the village.
harry and jack would always burie the people in cave. the cave was secret and no one knew about it accept for jack, harry and martin brodeur. one day a cop came to the farm to look for dead peeps but all he found was a gun and jack shot him in the face with it. the cop died and they threw him in a magic canister and fired it into outer space.
after that jack and harry were best freinds and they always did stuff togeher. they would always get babes and then have sex with them and they had like 4 milion kids and they all ate candy and then jack even bought a wii for every one to use but they only had 4 controllers so some kids would just play with the gun. one day a tornado came to the farm and muredreed everyone except for tommy. he was a son that was 1. the next day he played in the stanley cup for the devilss and scored 18 goals and he didnt even cry. THE END.
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thanks fan

Anonymous Katherine said...

awesome pics on your blog. :)

April 24, 2008 7:28 PM

i give u thanks caus u like my site. kev doesnt want to post teh poop vid caus he is a gay kid but i need the fans to tell him too thank u katreine and come to my website agian and read it.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

forest shit rocks with a dumb kid and tracy


monkey dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got posion ivy reall bad and now i am feel like a fagot!
this weekend i went to silioam forest and it was total dick! my unlce chris and my aunt jesie took me with tracy schleirn and they brought their dumb kid olivea who is anoying. olivea is a dumb name and sounds like a food called olivs! some other lady and my uncle mike was there but i dont know who she was. tracy was in total bitchzone and i was so furois!!!! aunt jesies dumb daghter kept throwing sticks and going so slow. i went out to find some cool stuff by a river. i went in the river and threw some rocks and then i saw real tiny frogs and i took some big rocks and smashed them real hardd. aunt jesie got in bitchzone too caus olivea got mud knees. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE THAT HAVE KIDS BRING THEM AROUND ME WHEN I AM TRYING TO DO STUFF THAT IS COOL! ASSSSSSSSSS! if i had big arms i would throw that dumb girl in the river. the worst part is i got the ivy real bad and i am shit. tracy schleirn put lotion on my legs on today and it hurts. kevs dad always puts on bleach and stuff so i put some on and tracy was in bitchzone cuz i got some on derrick and he was crying. he is a idiot was playing under the kitchen table so some got on his ear. dorkzoid! kev u should have came to siloam forest cuz there was so much stuff to be lighted on fire! LOL. heather was all sicked out by my arm but i rubbded it on her pillow!!! she will look like amy greir but with a sick red face bubbles instead of a weird eye that kind of looks at you.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

girl list


last night kev and me made up a cool list of girls from school. so everyone who knows the girls will know but some fans wont here are some babes and some ugly people..

babes
kirsten schell - verry hot and kev likes her too but not to date
jess b - cant give a full name cuz kevvy wevvy likes her. i think she is o k but her eyes are kind of far apart
ami lazen - a+ and kev give her a 89 he said that her eyes are too much like china
madison - hot face but her legs are really skiny and kev said that she is hard to kiss cuz of her wheelchair
kevs neyboor - biggg boobs and we kind a saw them at kevs back yard

ugly people
rebeka yaris - i always hid my lunch from her but she never ate it she is nice though as a talker
vanesa rijose? - her beard is there to see and she always semells like soup or something gay
stephanie tasler - kev said her face is nice but it needs cut off and put on a hot peep
linds g - hahahaha! she ate her sister we think but she said she died in a car accident! LOL
amy greir - BARF!!!!!!!!!

we are going to add some peeps to it soon but this is start. fans - PM me some more.
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Monday, April 21, 2008

JAGR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


No. Player Pos Ht Wt DOB Birthplace
16 Avery, Sean
I HATE YOU MOST OF EVERY RANGER! GET UR STICK OUT OF MARTIN'S FACE AND DONT BE A DICK AND KEEP TOUCHING SOMEONES DICKS THAT IS A MAN!
 LW 5-9 195 4/10/80 Pickering, ON
55 Backman, Christian
DUMB NAME GIRL!
 D 6-4 198 4/28/80 Alingsas, Sweden
15 Betts, Blair
I HATE THAT U ARE IN USA
 C 6-3 210 2/16/80 Edmonton, AB
24 Callahan, Ryan
A BUS HITS UU
 RW 5-11 185 3/21/85 Rochester, NY
10 Dawes, Nigel
DUMB NAME
 LW 5-8 190 2/9/85 Winnipeg, MB
23 Drury, Chris
U ARE THE WORST DICK EVER
 C 5-10 200 8/20/76 Trumbull, CT
17 Dubinsky, Brandon
BRANDON DUMBINSKY! REATARD FAGOT
 C 6-1 210 4/29/86 Anchorage, AK
5 Girardi, Daniel
DANIEL SLEEPS IN LION DEN GET EATEN BY A SHARK U DICK
 D 6-2 200 4/29/84 Welland, ON
19 Gomez, Scott
U WERE A DEVIL BUT I HOPE U ARE DEAD NOW
 C 5-11 200 12/23/79 Anchorage, AK
44 Hollweg, Ryan
DICK!!!!!!!!!
 LW 5-11 210 4/23/83 Downey, CA
68 Jagr, Jaromir
I HATE U 2 MOST ON THE TEAM AND U ARE GONING TO GET DICK PUNCHED!
 RW 6-3 245 2/15/72 Kladno, Czechoslovakia
30 Lundqvist, Henrik
U ARE A GIRL!
 G 6-1 195 3/2/82 Are, Sweden
8 Malik, Marek
DUMB NAME AND PROLY SHOULD BE DEAD
 D 6-6 240 6/24/75 Ostrava, Czechoslovakia
27 Mara, Paul
DICK PUNCH!
 D 6-4 219 9/7/79 Ridgewood, NJ
28 Orr, Colton
GO SLEEP ON A TRAIN TRACK FOR A DAY
 RW 6-3 220 3/3/82 Winnipeg, MB
25 Prucha, Petr
PUT YOUR HEAD IN FRONT OF A CANON SHOT!
 LW 6-0 175 9/14/82 Chrudim, Czechoslovakia
3 Rozsival, Michal
ASS MONKEY DICK!
 D 6-2 210 9/3/78 Vlasim, Czechoslovakia
14 Shanahan, Brendan
U HAVE A OLD DICK!
 LW 6-3 215 1/23/69 Mimico, ON
20 Sjostrom, Fredrik
KEV IS GONNA MOE UR FACE WITH A LAWN MOER
 RW 6-1 217 5/6/83 Fargelanda, Sweden
18 Staal, Marc
UR BORTHERS ARE BETTER THAN U!
 D 6-4 204 1/13/87 Thunder Bay, ON
82 Straka, Martin
COOL NAME BUT DUMB BODY AND U NEED TO GET SHOT TO MARS ON A ROCKEYT!
 LW 5-9 180 9/3/72 Plzen, Czechoslovakia
34 Strudwick, Jason
FREEZ TO DEATH IN A FREEZER!
 D 6-3 225 7/17/75 Edmonton, AB
51 Tyutin, Fedor
JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING DICK MONKEY!
 D 6-3 210 7/19/83 Izhevsk, USSR
40 Valiquette, Stephen
TRY TO FIGHT A TIGER WITH UR HEAD! U FAGOT!
 G 6-6 220 8/20/77 Etobicoke, ON


RANGERS SUCK! AND WILL LOSE THE NEXT GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008

WILLIAM WHITESIDE


hey fans sorry i didnt update my website this week. tracy said i spented to much time playing games and computer. i went to kevs and played wii anyway. LOL! i hate when she is bitchzone.
i think my first post back should be about a dickhead named william whiteside. i tryed to tell him that his site needed updated and i even told him i liked a cat pic. but he sent me a mean email. here is our emails he is the red letters:

How nice for you

On 4/11/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
hey monkey ass, i could rip ur head off with my bare hand and i could throw your dog across the atlantic ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----- Original Message ---- From: William Whiteside <willinjaxfl@gmail.com> To: Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 8:22:25 AM Subject: Re: [A Little Look into William's Life] New comment on Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :.
Hey Jack ass
Piss off

On 4/10/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jeffrey Paswick has left a new comment on your post "Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :":

hey idiot, updated your blog with some cool cat pics. right now this thing sucks major!



Posted by Jeffrey Paswick to A Little Look into William's Life at April 10, 2008 8:13 AM


--
Best
Regards,
William


__________________________________________________
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--
Best
Regards,
William

William is real dumb and kev is pretty mad too. here is williams blog profile:

About Me

Welcome to my blog, William Whiteside here I currently reside in Jacksonville, FL, but do hope to be moving to San Francisco, CA within the next 6 months or so. This is my first blog so please bare with me as I learn how to make everything look better with time... My good Friend GoJeffrey has a blog on here also so I will be getting a little help from him.:)

Favorite Movies

Favorite Music

this idiot has not updated his blog since deceember 27, 2007!!!!!!! he must be busy rubbingg peoples crootches. his music is dumb and tracey listens to all of that dumb stuff and some my dad. kev and me have barely herd of his favorite movies and only a mule would watch such dumb stuff. go eat horse oats william whiteside.

william whiteside if u read this today or soon send me a email IF YOU ARE A REAL MAN. if u have a wii account PM me for kev's account name and we will beat ur ASS in any game! OR IF U WANT TO FIGHT FOR REAL THEN PM ME AND WE WILL FIGHT BUT KEV IS GOING TO HELP CUZ U ARE OLD AND I AM SMALLER THAN U. BUT I COULD STILL BRING A BASEBALL BAT OR MY DAD'S WEED WHACKER! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHTS! ASSSSSSSSHOLE LOL.

go devils on tm nitght martin!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, April 11, 2008

E-MAIL FROM A SHIT MONEKY

i told this ass head to update his blog and he sent me this yesterday

Hey Jack ass
Piss off

On 4/10/08, Jeffrey Paswick <jeffreypaswick@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jeffrey Paswick has left a new comment on your post "Kinda of a Crazy Picture { :":

hey idiot, updated your blog with some cool cat pics. right now this thing sucks major!



Posted by Jeffrey Paswick to A Little Look into William's Life at April 10, 2008 8:13 AM



--
Best
Regards,
William

his name is william whiteside and his email is willinjaxfl@gmail.com.
FANS! EMAIL HIM! KEV AND ME ARE MAKING SOME DRAWINGS TO SEND TO HIM! this guy likes to eat a horses shit. he has a blog on blogger.
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