fagot izzo and fat bill

fagot izzo and fat bill went to the principl today for the bus fight. bill was crying, but i dont know why cuz he has no dad to yell at him. his dad moved last year. and his mom cant hit hard cuz she is like 100 ponds. i wonder why bill is fat. she is hot and she looks like paris hilton but bills mom has red hair and she is like a mexicen or something. paris is soooooooo hot, kev got a calendar of her for xmas and i look at it when i go to his room. i wish i had a calendar with babes on it. i know a real hot girl. i dont want to make her feel dumb when she reads this, so i am going to name her A.T. she is next door naybors to kev and she has brown hair and is in 8th grade. she is old so her boobs are big. last summer kev told me about when he saw them. he saw her laying in her yard and she took her swimsuit off to let her boobs get darker. kev saw her nippels and they were like teh size of my head. kev said my head, but his head is like the same size. in the night we camped out in his backyard and had binocckculers but we didnt see her. we did see fat bill's mom having sex with zachs dad. bills dad saw too. that is prolly why fat bill is crying today.

KEV EATS FLIPPER'S POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kev ate flipper's poop like 1 hr ago. kev lives on meridian and flipper is his neighbor's dog!!!!! he ate it, but not the whole thing so he doesn't get $3.
keep this video secret.

parents.......... :(

ok so now my parents are real mad abuot brian izzo and they are like going to murdre me. my dad and tracy schleirn gave a talk to me and now i cant see kev for the weeknd. it does not bother me cause we have been playing super smash brothers brawl all day on wii. some dumb kid was bieng yoshii and kev and me told him that his dad is going to die. LOLOL he started to cry like a penis. we really got him good cause his dad actually did die like 2 days ago. hahahaha. dead.
so tonight i went into my dad's room to ask if i can go to kev's tomorow and it was SICK!!!!!! fat tracy schlerin was laying on my dad's bed and my dad had his face in her vagina!!! he was like eating it!!!! tracy looked like a fat hefer and she was eating a peice of pumpkin pie. i ran to my room and lockd it and then they were pounding on it to come in. i just told them to go to hell and then turned good charlote up to 40 on my ipod. this is a pic of the sick fat tracy

brian izzo i hope you die

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT!, i hate this mother funker! brian izzo! he rides my bus and he thinks he is cool because hes the oldest kid ever. most kids know stuff about transformers and some shows on cartoon network but this kid is so dumb. he is like 40 and has a beard. i hope he dies of old age this year.
me and kev were just riding the bus to our track and brian comes up to our seat and starts saying he heard that we like to video tape each other shitting! he said shit so loud and tina didnt even hear it. tina is the bus lady. she looks like this guy. so i tell brian the truth that it is for my website and he starts making comments about my shoes. i just got them last week and they are skechers. kev has the same ones but in navy. WHO MAKES FUN OF SOMEONE'S SHOES!?!?
luckily our stop was coming and we got up to leave and just then brian slammed his fist on my shoulder. bill harold who is our friend, but fat saw it and charged towards the bus aisle and hit into brian. and then tina was yelling and kev and me ran for the door, but brian stepped on the back of my skecher and i fell face first into the aisle. i was like kind of crying but i just got up. tina stopped the bus and was yelling at us. fat bill didnt even get in trouble because his dad cheated on his mom last year so he lives with his mom and she works so she wasnt home to yell.
i seriously hope that brian izzo gets hit by a train or maybe like some bears eat him. that would be a great thrill. i am sick of that kid. plus my skechers are like all scuffed up and the back is kind of dirty. here is a picture.

2 girls 1 cup

omg, i saw the movie. it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo sick. i was like gonna throw up and kev was laughing so hard. at the start of it i was just looking at the boobs, and i think kev was too, but then the one lady was taking a dump! it was sickkkkkkkkkkk. but the boobs were sort of cool.
we watched it on my computer in my room, and my dad was yelling upstairs cuz we were laughing so hard. we turned it off before he came in and just my tv was on and it was the show lost. my dad likes lost and then he sat on my bed and watched the whole show. kev was looking pretty mad, and my dad was asking me why we laugh at lost. WHAT DO U THINK U PENIS!? WE WERE LAUGHING AT GIRLS EATING POOP! LOL. i didnt say that. i said we were laughing at a commerical. he asked me what comercial and i said i dont remember. i think he though something was up. when lost ended he left and kev and i finihsed watching the girls and their cup.
then i got the idea to kind of make our own one and video tape it. kev was kind of grossed by it, but i told him no one would know. HAHA. i took my dads sony camera and kev went into the bathroom. we taped him taking a dump and he was so embarrsed he put a pillow on his face to cover it. i was laughing so hard and then heather knocked on the bathroom door and was like "WHEN YOU FAGOTS ARE DONE KISSING I WANT TO WASH MY HAIR!". i hid the camera and we both walked out. i called her a slut, but she didnt cry. the picture is actually a screen shot of kev's poop.

school

basic computers!!!!! live from shrewsbury elementary its me!!!!!! i'm in my basic computers class right now with dustin evans and jason r. jason is showimg me some cool sites to link onto my blog. here is a funny site that has funny videos and shit. here is a site that has cool games. and here is a site that has funny pictures. LOL LOL the one on the bottom right looks like jessie yessir! haha. if u dont know who she is go to wikipedia and type in ugly. haha ROFL!!
if you want some more laughs check out this picture of henry g's dad. hes like mexicann or something dumb. sometimes we go to taco bell and it tastes like shit!!!
mr. kortis is our teacher and he is ok, except he's ugly and probably never saw boobs. dustin tried to get a picture of him with a web cam, but like a faggit he blocked it. mr. kortis said he knows heather, probably cause he had sex with her!LOL kortis has a poop beard, we call him "kortis the tortis" cause it looks like a bunch of turtle heads poking out of his face! lol ROFL.
i hope tracy is not bitchzone tonight, cause kev is going to show me 2 girls 1 cup! haha. don't worry you assass, i heard about it!! i will update tonight about the video cause it is blocked at school by some dorkzoids!!! plus today we are having a FUCK CONTEST at lunch!! WHOOP! kevin thought of it.
we say FUCK louder and louder and if someone quits then everyone knows that they suck a dick. if you get caught by a teacher you are still sort of cool too. :) seacrest fucking out!

Mr. Boobs

hey dorkzoids!!! this is our snowman!! mr.boobs. i named him. LOL he is actually a man, but i still thought to name him mr.boobs. kevin liked it but nathan did not. derrick said nothing. he actualy doesnt have boobs he just has a cool head with a hole for a mouth. kevin said he probably eats shit with it. nathan never thinks anything is funny not even mr.boobs or when we made a cool jump for derrick to go off in his bag. the plastic bag i had him in went super fast in the snow and tomorrow after school i am going to try one out myself.
my stepmom tracy schrelin was real ticked at me cause kevin and i had derrick out in the snow. she is a slut. probably. she would be reallllly mad if she knew that me and kev threw some snowballs at him for target practice. so now im grounded for the night and kev was supposed to come over. tracy is sooooooo stupid, i am playing online wii with him anyway!!!
nathan donilo was being a little cry cry dress girl and crying cuz i hit him in the mouth with a ice ball. LOLOL i put a stone from his driveway in it and threw it so hard at his face. ahahahaha kevin was laughing. derrick was crying, but it was probaly cause i accidently left him face down in the snow. i wish a fire would happen at my house while i was at school and tracy is home. maybe derrick too....no, just tracy. and heather.