HELLO BRIAN

BRIAN IZZO, I GOT UR EMAIL AND I REALY HOPE U DID NOT SEND AN EMAIL TO TRACY CAUS IF U DID I WILL BE MAD AND TRACY WILL BE IN BITCHZODE!!!!!!!! IF THE DEVS LOSE TONIGHT U CAN LOOK AT ME AND KEV LOADING UR DOG INTO A ROCKET LAUNCHER!! IF THE COPS END MY SITE ALOT OF MY FANS WILL BE MAD AND THINGS. U HAVE 2 CHOOSES, U ETHER GIVE SHUT UR FAT WHALE FACE OR U WE WILL KIDNAPP UR BROTHER STEVEN AND WAIT FOR RANSUM MONEY! !! IF TRACY YELLS AT ME TONIGHT ABOUT MY WEBSITE AND GOES TO BITCHZONE I WILL TRY TO SEND ALL MY FANS A THANK U EMAIL. AND I WILL ALSO KIDNAPP STEVENN.
GO DEVILS!!

dear tracy schleirn

listen i know u are supposed to be my mom but u arent cuz my real mom died at birth. it was probaly caus of my rage. i was in her belly and i probaly got bored and scratchd at her to get out. my real mom would let me play super smash brothers after 11. and she would probaly let me have a beer sometimes after school. if some one ever shows u my blog i hope u read this and cry your face off and then i hope u drowned in ur own tears or sharks come into the room that has tears in it and bit off ur leg or ur arm. i am going to keep my door locked all night and i might not go to scool tm. if i go to scholl i am eating a tub of ice creem for breakfest and i am going to put your dumb cat in the frezr.
MY REAL MOM WOULD PROBALY LET ME EAT CANDY FOR BREAKFEST AND NOT YELL AT ME FOR FIRES THAT I DIDNT EVEN START!!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD PROBALY HAVE A FISH TANK WITH 2 NARHWALS BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE EVERYTHING U DONT LIKE HAPPENS TO U RIGHT NOW!! !!!!!!!!!! I STILL HERE U BLABBIN DOWNSTARES SO I GUESS MY WISH DIDNT COME TRU!!!!
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DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE RANGERS!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME AND KEV ARE IN HOME PERIOD AND MAD ENOUGH TO MURRDER A MIDJET LIKE ERIC KENONF.

WHY IS SCOT GOMEZ ALIVE!?!? SOME PERSON SHOULD BUY A PLASMA RIFLE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE VAGINA!!!!
MARTIN CANT STOP EVERY SHOT BUT HE DIDNT PLAY AWESOME. THIS PIC IS SO COOL THOUGH.
I HOPE SHAWN AVEREY'S PAJAMAS CATCH ON FIRE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY GETS BURNED.
RANGERS ARE DORKZOIDS AND WILL BE DICK PUNCHED!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MARTIN AND GO DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rangers sux!

to every peep from the rangers blog, suck my dick! !!!!!! LOL!! GO DEVS!!!!
DEVILS ARE GOING TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN TONIGHT.!

watch teh devils tonight at kevs!!!!! martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last year me and kev got a beer from dom. dom is kevs dad and he gave it to us on a mets game. we were real drunk and kev said it was the worst he ever was.

and u peeps on the rangers blogs stop sending me emails!!!! I AM A KID and the DEVILS ARE MY TEAM!!!!!!

here is a precidtion for the game: the devils will win it by 5 and martin will have 46 saves. zach parisee will have 4 goals and gointa will take his stick and poke it into jarg's asshole. ahahahahaha, kev made that up. i hope at least one ranger dies during the game, like 1 period or 3 period.
go devils! that monkey will murder you if tell a soul about my blog!! that means you brian izzo!!

60!?!?!?!?!?!?

i just got home and i had the worst day ever!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!
mrs.henderson doesnt like narwhals! she gave me a 60 % on my narwhal story, cuz she said my story is not fact. she doesnt believe in narwhals either! they are real animals with thoughts and feelings!!! they are from the artic circle which is really far north. she probably has never seen one. i am going to see a narwhal next summer my dad talked about. probaly less than 80% of peeps have seen a narwhal in their lifes. my dad peter said my story is good, but tracy said it was nice, which means that she eats her shit.
and some peeps on the senators blog are trying to fight me, becuse the devils are better. go devs! when i got home i had like 40 im's from people and 2 emails. senators peeps are like attacking me cuz im smart and have a good blog with fans. if i ever see a real senator u can believe he will be bleeding to death on the floor and i will be smiling holding his throat in my hand. cuz i ripped his head off with my bare hand. go devils!

Narwhals

tonight i wrote a report for my school on narwhals. we had to write a story about our favorite things. so narwhals was #1 and devils is #2. a lot of kids dont believe in them so i decided to write a story. this is probaly the best narwhal story i have ever writting:
once upon a time there was a narwhal named martin brodeur. he wasnt the hockey goalie he was a narwhal who was named after him. martin was friendly with other narwhals and he had a 2 long tusks. this is not usual for narwhals, only 1 in 500 narwhals have double tusks (wikipedia). martin would always swim around in the artic circle with his best friend brian gointa. brian is a narwhal too, but he is not that cool, he has only 1 tusk. but martin is still his friend.
one day martin met a girl narwhal who he liked. her name is jamie langenbruener. they poked holes in ice with their tusks and jamie liked martins 2 tusks a lot. then one day they had a baby narwhal. martin named it zach parise. zach parise was a small narwhal but he could swim really fast. they all would eat cod and dive up to 5000ft (wikipedia).
one day martin, jamie and zach were swimming and they saw some nice eskimos or inuits. zach swam ahead to say hello. that is when it happened! a inuit slammed a poker sword right into zachs eye and sort of through his brian. blood was everywhere and zach soon drowned in his own blood. martin was crying and jamie hugged him. then the devils won the stanley cup.
THE END
here is a picture i found that is probably what zach parise would look like after the sword:

Kid Sit

tonight my dad and traci are out on a date or sometthing. they are probaly just touching privates (penis/vagina). LOL! but that means i am the man of the house. i have to watch my step little brother derrick and my sick sister heather. she isnt coghing or anything she just always has sex with guys.
my dad said kev could come over and help me watch derrick. me and kev had a blast with derrick. he's like a normal person, but like he is small and cant talk. me and kev played whirlygigs with derrick. if you are a fagot and dont know what whirlygigs is, its a game where u take a little kid or baby (derrick), stand up, hold him by his feet and then flip him. u try to flip him many times as u can. kev got 14. fans, please dont send me comments that this is bad, we played on my bed so derrick only hit the bed. he fell off twice but the one time was when we were playing jumpers. and that is going to happen cuz in that game u put a baby on the side of a bed and then jump on the bed really close to the baby. they get launched cuz they are light.
we used ice pakcs on derrick's head so he doesnt get black and blue. me and kev played cool games, but heather probaly played be a slut. ryan quince came to my house. me and kev put a soap bar in his car pipe by the trunk. our friend george said it works to make a laugh. even if his car explodes, it will still be funny for a ass.